Rocks have teeth

Where do you buy those mouth zippers?

They would solve my Christmas present problem for a few people.

thank you ,was looking for such long time.

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Here's one that nearly slipped past me.....

Monday December 7, 2009

Train buffs in Germany are facing jail after building their own ramshackle locomotive and taking it on the public rail network. The six-seater train was made out of garden furniture and salvaged train parts. Six men were arrested, but it is believed the train ran on time.

Here's one that nearly slipped past me.....

Monday December 7, 2009

Train buffs in Germany are facing jail after building their own ramshackle locomotive and taking it on the public rail network. The six-seater train was made out of garden furniture and salvaged train parts. Six men were arrested, but it is believed the train ran on time.

Excellent!! Bravo to the train engineers.

Happy Zamenhof Day (Zamenhofa Tago) everybody!

Happy Zamenhof Day (Zamenhofa Tago) everybody!

Hurrah!

Feliĉan datrevenon Zamenhof

My Dad was in Northern Italy at the end of WW2 and he said there were thousands (millions?) of people wandering around trying or waiting to get home. He got talking to some guys from a central European country who were horrified to find he couldn't speak Esperanto. They had been taught it at school believing that all other languages would soon be obsolete.

Phobia: venustraphobia Fear of: beautiful women

Where are the tests held ?

I'd imagine that venusinbluejeanstraphobia would be an even more distressing complaint.

Yesterday i saw this woman in uniform ,now i'm in love

Phobia: venustraphobia Fear of: beautiful women

Where are the tests held ?

I think most guys have a touch of that, no? If a woman is TOO beautiful, guys are intimidated. Ive read about really beautiful girls who complain about being lonely, because guys dont have courage to talk to an "out of my league" woman, as well as the "i cant stay with this woman because everyman is gawping at my date and i cant handle it" aspect. Guys can dig a bit of arm candy, where other men give him the "high five" type look..but when it comes to very beautiful women, a lot of men cant handle the many aspects of it.

Naw, for every woman who's "too" beautiful, there's a guy with too high an opinion of himself to put the moves on her.

Phobia: venustraphobia Fear of: beautiful women

Where are the tests held ?

I think most guys have a touch of that, no? If a woman is TOO beautiful, guys are intimidated. Ive read about really beautiful girls who complain about being lonely, because guys dont have courage to talk to an "out of my league" woman, as well as the "i cant stay with this woman because everyman is gawping at my date and i cant handle it" aspect. Guys can dig a bit of arm candy, where other men give him the "high five" type look..but when it comes to very beautiful women, a lot of men cant handle the many aspects of it.

Here's a guy who does NOT have a touch of that!

Dimpled golf balls travel up to four times farther than smooth-surfaced golf balls.

In the early days, smooth-surfaced balls were used until golfers discovered that old, bumpy balls traveled longer distances.

The science of aerodynamics explains the phenomenon.

The dimples reduce the drag on a golf ball by redirecting air pressure behind the golf ball rather than in front of it, changing the levels of pressure by bringing the main airstream very close to the surface of the golf ball.

This high-speed airstream near the ball increases the amount of pressure behind the ball—thereby forcing the ball to travel farther.

Nothing wrong with wrinkly old balls.

We really do need a "coffee spit over the computer" Emoticon

Why was the thread on Holst closed?

Constipation.

Constipation.

Constipation is an answer?

Well, did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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The average adult eyeball weighs about one ounce.

One ounce of what?

Doh, don't you know the joke? If it's an ounce of steel or an ounce of feathers, it's still an ounce.

Doh, don't you know the joke? If it's an ounce of steel or an ounce of feathers, it's still an ounce.

I think your chain was yanked there.

I think I was just using an opportunity to trot out on oldie!

I had to

love him or hate him

Sex in the Shower

In a recent survey requested by the government, it was proven that African Americans were more likely than any other race to have had sex in the shower!

In the survey, a huge majority,

86% of African Americans,

said that they have had sex in the shower.

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The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison yet.

And I thought they were saving water................

I liked that joke better when it was about Republicans.

Man with two penises loses wifeA German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.

Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.

The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.

But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.

However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.

Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."

But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went home, packed her bags and left.

From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."

His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is actually his third penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success.

His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation.