The bogey man is under your bed. Hes coming out to get you when you fall asleep.

I never sleep cuz I am a dyslectic insomniac. Just wander around all night pondering the existence of dog.

62!

Today

been there for weeks!

Hmmmmmmmmmm, ......

Years?

Not bad young fella

Oh man...i just changed passwords and email contact details on several sites because i thought one of my gmail accounts was hacked.

Thankfully not a very important one..but still a few things in there i wouldnt want in the wrong hands.

Turns out i was having a problem with my keyboard.

Geez....

Well..im grateful thats what it was though.

Hmmmmm........

Don't borrow a Brit's mobile.

Mobile phones can harbour 18 times more living bacteria than a flush on a men's toilet, according to research for consumer group Which?

A hygiene expert who swabbed and analysed 30 handsets for the study found seven had warning or high levels of environmental bacteria.

One harboured levels of bacteria, including faecal coliforms, high enough to give its user a serious stomach upset.

Which? said the findings suggest millions of UK mobiles would exceed the recommended acceptable levels of bacteria.

Those were the phones of the rich. Who use them instead of toilet paper. One good shit and it's time for a new Blackberry......................

I need a unit to sample and hold

But not the lonely one

A new design, new design.

Shoot me because i believe in monogamy. Thats not a Western influence. Its not me being brainwashed. I just believe in monogamy. I dont like casual dating either, and I also believe in staying with one person and making it work. Sometimes i wish i didnt. Maybe relationship stuff would be a whole lot easier.

I have heard that they've invented a Monogamygram.

Just one glance at a young ladies breasts and the expert can tell if she's in the knitting circle ( or not )

Edited to add neverdie is saving every penny to do the online course.

knitting circle, from boobs?..now thats clever.

I kinda need some chocolate right now. Its getting urgent.

Oh btw..do guys have any idea how intimidating it is when a woman wants to use the free weights from the weight section at the gym? THey sorta congregate in there and the place is teaming with testosterone. I usually go early in the mornings just so as to avoid the feeling like ive just trespassed into a male-only zone!

..and im lifting pretty heavy weights for a woman. So its not like im after some girly weights. No way I can use the benches though, i feel ive gotta get outta there fast and leave the guys to it..so i just have to take my weights away elsewhere and skip half my workout.

..i dont want to do it..but i guess i should. Pff..

Ive hijacked the random post thread. Im all alone in here. THis feels kinda cool. ..albeit lonely. What can i get up to...? Hmm..*strokes imaginary beard*.

...Ive temporarily gone insane. Lack of sugar?

Im going to use every dish in Random posts and then im going to skulk out to buy chocolate and leave the washing up for everybody else. ..and im not gonna share my chocolate either.

Muahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!

Muahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!

Looks like someone needs an intervention!

Oh btw..do guys have any idea how intimidating it is when a woman wants to use the free weights from the weight section at the gym? THey sorta congregate in there and the place is teaming with testosterone. I usually go early in the mornings just so as to avoid the feeling like ive just trespassed into a male-only zone!

..and im lifting pretty heavy weights for a woman. So its not like im after some girly weights. No way I can use the benches though, i feel ive gotta get outta there fast and leave the guys to it..so i just have to take my weights away elsewhere and skip half my workout.

It's good to go in the morning. Most guys are at their most docile after some "morning glory" and don't build up enough energy for another good workout until after lunch.

GAWD..that is like WAYYY too much info.

Particularly as the morning guys seem to be all OAP's. (NOt that OAP's shouldnt ...ughh ..u know... can i just skip this part please..its like imagining my dad or granddad or something... i just dont wanna go there!)

"morning glory"

Speaking of which. In view of the current economic conditions, Thailand seem to be carrying on as normal and erecting far too many condoms condominiums

I hereby deem that these posts are no longer random.

Random is as random does..........

On This Day in 1966 England won the World Cup.

44 years and counting.................

On This Day in 1966 England won the World Cup.

44 years and counting.................

Well, for the group that enjoy the game of "footie" here is a little celibration I thought was clever. The guys should have been given an extra point for creativity. There are so few goals in soccer than the referees have to award penalty kicks for imaginary fouls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKlucE-5nIM

9 Seater with Bucket seat and hammock

Click here

9 Seater with Bucket seat and hammock

Click here

Thaiand won't be happy that they no longer the hub of the "stack em high on a motorci"

9 Seater with Bucket seat and hammock

Click here

Thaiand won't be happy that they no longer the hub of the "stack em high on a motorci"

:lol:

Agreed. That beats the Thai school bus...

A classic example of why the Thais will be the most intelligent race on earth within two generations.

As Darwin will tell you, natural selection is wiping out the stupid like the above, in dramatic numbers.