Well, the cat's out of the bag now!

Maybe in the hat

This post is to signify my "leet" status, being the 1337 post i've made, thus becoming 'leet (or if you are wondering, elite).

I've chosen to post this at 'leet o'clock (13:37) to complete the circle. You may now consider me a minor deity and bow down before my divine greatness.

I shan't be posting for a bit as I'm off to invade Sparta.

That is all.

Well, the cat's out of the bag now!

Pardon me boy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes.

Track 29

I'm listening to Radio 4!

Why ?

Book of the week. Edward Burra: Twentieth-Century Eye.

Okey dokey then

Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing

Saying nothing isn't the same as writing nothing. However, thinking nothing must mean you're dead

Maybe in a deep sleep or coma, it reminds me of bedlam...

a Coma is something you use to punctuate sentences with, isn't it?

Now that's random!

I love London in the rain.

I've never met her, but I knew her sister Sharon.

The wheels on the bus go round and round

The wheels on the bus go round and round

The wheels on the bus go round and round

All day long

That's nearly as bad as 'I know a song that'll get on your nerves...'

That's nearly as bad as 'I know a song that'll get on your nerves...'

I know

did you know that north of the equator, the wheels on the bus go clockwise,

but south of the equator, they go anti-clockwise.

did you know that north of the equator, the wheels on the bus go clockwise,

but south of the equator, they go anti-clockwise.

I thought that was water going down the plug hole

Doesnt everything, ultimately, go down a plughole.

Depends if the toilet is occupied

I'm very hungry at the mo!

I'm going for a smoke

Not eaten yet!

not smoked yet

Or eaten!!!

ps if anyone sees this page they are going to have to go back to see what the he11 is going on!

I've even just been in the jokes section and done a "Doc PP". You know the one. Just put a in a reply to a post. They're quick replies

I've stocked up on booze and fags, so er... BoJ... wahddya say? Go for 200?

See