Everything you ever needed to know about Toothpicks

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Gillette spelled backwards spells:

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QWERTYUIOP

-ASDFGHJKL

--ZXCVBNM

Well it's time to do something useful!

Adult SheepFinder

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Adolphe Sax was a Belgian musician and manufacturer of music instruments. He is the inventor of the saxophone. If you're interested in learning to play this particular instrument, you must also know its' different parts and functions.

Neck - Also called the "gooseneck", it is a metal tube that is attached to the body of the saxophone. It is removable except for a soprano saxophone.

Octave Vent and Key - The octave vent is a single hole and key located on the neck of the saxophone. Next to that is a flat metal key called the octave key.

Mouthpiece - Is found on the neck of the saxophone. A cork is needed so that the mouthpiece can slide in. As you may already know, this is where the musician places his lips and blows air into the instrument to produce sound.

Body - It is a conically shaped brass tube that has plates attached to it and holds the rods, keys and other parts of the saxophone. The straight part of the body is called the tube. The u-shaped bottom of the sax is called the bow. The flared part of the sax is called the bell. The keys on the bell are called bell keys. The body usually has a high-gloss brass lacquer or clear-coat lacquer finish. Some saxophones are either nickel, silver or gold plated.

Thumb Rest - It is a hook-shaped piece of plastic or metal where you place your right thumb to support the sax.

Keys - May either be made of brass or nickel and often some or all of the keys are covered with mother-of-pearls. The keys on the middle and lower part of the bow are called spatula keys. The keys on the bottom right side are called side keys

Rods - This is one of the most important part of the saxophone in terms of its' performance. So it is very important that the rods be strong and well maintained.

Pads - It covers the holes of the saxophone enabling it to produce different sounds. The pads must completely cover the tone holes. They also have a resonator to help in sound projection.

Useful spelled backwards = lufesU

Lufesu (japanese script)

Something useful acheived!!!

I have a spot on my ass.

Linoleum, name given to a specific floor covering which was invented in1860 by an Englishman,Fredrick Walton

Note to self.

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Rule Britannia

When Britain first, at heaven's command,

Arose from out the azure main,

Arose, arose, arose from out the a-azure main,

This was the charter, the charter of the land,

And guardian angels sang this strain:

Rule Britania!

Britannia rule the waves.

Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

Rule Britannia!

Britannia rule the waves.

Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

The nations, not so blest as thee,

Must in their turn, to tyrants fall,

Must in ,must in, must in their turn, to tyrants fall,

While thou shalt flourish, shalt flourish great and free,

The dread and envy of them all.

(Chorus)

Rule Britannia!

Britannia rule the waves.

Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

Rule Britannia!

Britannia rule the waves.

Brittons never, never, never shall be slaves.

Linoleum, name given to a specific floor covering which was invented in1860 by an Englishman,Fredrick Walton

I have a spot on my ass.

I have a lump on my ****.

I have a spot on my ass.

I have a lump on my ****.

Whatever it is, please go see a doctor.....like right now?

PS: beer is nice

Wine is my favourite tipple!

Sheesh, look at the time! It's crumpet time! Liberally coated with honey.

(No. Don't go putting honey on your tirac...)

And there's another thing; if baked beans cause flatulence, shouldn't they be taken about half an hour before bed time rather than in the morning?

Why, you ask?

If the people in Poland are called Poles

Why aren't the people in Holland called Holes ?

If the people in Poland are called Poles

Why aren't the people in Holland called Holes ?

Hoes?

If the people in Poland are called Poles

Why aren't the people in Holland called Holes ?

They are........................... ( but only say it to the small ones )

If the people in Poland are called Poles

Why aren't the people in Holland called Holes ?

The people of Finland are Finns

and the people of Sweden are Swedes.

Even the folk from Denmark are called Danes

So why aren't the good people of Germany called Germs ?

A stitch in time saves nine...

If the people in Poland are called Poles

Why aren't the people in Holland called Holes ?

The people of Finland are Finns

and the people of Sweden are Swedes.

Even the folk from Denmark are called Danes

So why aren't the good people of Germany called Germs ?

Which reminds me of the old line; if a drinks waiter gives you drinks and a food waiter gives you food, what does the head waiter give you?

I cannot feel my legs.

Your arms aren't long enough

I have just been to a carol concert!

I knew her mum.

If the people in Poland are called Poles

Why aren't the people in Holland called Holes ?

The people of Finland are Finns

and the people of Sweden are Swedes.

Even the folk from Denmark are called Danes

So why aren't the good people of Germany called Germs ?

Which reminds me of the old line; if a drinks waiter gives you drinks and a food waiter gives you food, what does the head waiter give you?

If olive oil comes from olives

and palm oil comes from palms

where does baby oil come from ?..........

If the people in Poland are called Poles

Why aren't the people in Holland called Holes ?

The people of Finland are Finns

and the people of Sweden are Swedes.

Even the folk from Denmark are called Danes

So why aren't the good people of Germany called Germs ?

Which reminds me of the old line; if a drinks waiter gives you drinks and a food waiter gives you food, what does the head waiter give you?

If olive oil comes from olives

and palm oil comes from palms

where does baby oil come from ?..........

If you are called Smith - everybody knows you originated from a black smith's family.

If you are called Mason - stone mason.

To bad if your surname is Handcock....

Technology - what will they think of next?

Answer: A method of using your screen as a digital camera...

http://www.geocities.com/webtechnews99/?200716

There's a dog barking outside my window!