Just in case you get thirsty!

When it's raining, why do some people say "it's raining cats and dogs"?

They live next door to a Chinese takeaway with faulty plumbing.

I'm holding my walnuts!

Do you need to borrow a Walnut cracker?

Did someone just scream?

Did someone just scream?

No, I said "Ice Cream" you deaf git

Did someone just scream?

No, I said "Ice Cream" you deaf git

*** murmur, murmur... bloody old age getting to me... ***

"Are you thirsty?"

"No, it's Wednesday!"

Sorry, old joke.

Old jokes time:

Q. What have you got if you've got a little green ball in your left hand and a little green ball in your right hand?

A. Kermit's undivided attention.

(I know I shouldn't laugh at my own jokes, but I'd never heard it before.)

(I know I shouldn't laugh at my own jokes, but I'd never heard it before.)

Neither had i. Good one.

(I know I shouldn't laugh at my own jokes, but I'd never heard it before.)

Neither had i. Good one.

Or, dread the thought, Mr Toad's undivided attention

(I know I shouldn't laugh at my own jokes, but I'd never heard it before.)

Neither had i. Good one.

Or, dread the thought, Mr Toad's undivided attention

There's only the mention of beer can get his undivided attention

Chavy,

Did you and Mr.T stand up our Legag?

So the rumour goes...

Plastic surgery for you my boy and quickly. To be obsessed by them is one thing, but to go and get some stitched onto your " Man Chest " is entirely different !!

No mate, we didn't stand Legag up, were there honest...the Toad is my witness...we left there around 10.30 for a sojourn down to the bright lights of Soi 33.

No mate, we didn't stand Legag up, were there honest...the Toad is my witness...we left there around 10.30 for a sojourn down to the bright lights of Soi 33.

Nooooo way! Don't believe you. Telling porkie pies on TV will get you in a world of trouble.

(I know I shouldn't laugh at my own jokes, but I'd never heard it before.)

Neither had i. Good one.

I heard it about the Incredible Hulk! Makes it more sinister when you consider what would be staring you in the face!

Hi All,

for no apparent reason I wantted to do random posting. I could say that it was brought on by other posters and blame the world of TV, but it wasnt. I diid 3 random posts for my own amusement, nothing else but that. Some may say CC has finally gone nuts, well to quell the rumour I already was nuts.

My theory behind my 3 random post was this, how long was it possibe to random post, why do I want to random post and also that random posting made me feel good at the time.

The conclusion is that random posting is nice, but must be done under strict supervision with medical assistance at hand.

Thank you all for your understanding.

This is the OP. Did Coldcrush imagine he would have got over the K... and where has he gone?

No mate, we didn't stand Legag up, were there honest...the Toad is my witness...we left there around 10.30 for a sojourn down to the bright lights of Soi 33.

Nooooo way! Don't believe you. Telling porkie pies on TV will get you in a world of trouble.

Ok, sorry, will have to revise the departure time to 00:30. Certain things are only just coming back to memory almost a week on...I'm sure you've all been there

Never.....

Hi All,

for no apparent reason I wantted to do random posting. I could say that it was brought on by other posters and blame the world of TV, but it wasnt. I diid 3 random posts for my own amusement, nothing else but that. Some may say CC has finally gone nuts, well to quell the rumour I already was nuts.

My theory behind my 3 random post was this, how long was it possibe to random post, why do I want to random post and also that random posting made me feel good at the time.

The conclusion is that random posting is nice, but must be done under strict supervision with medical assistance at hand.

Thank you all for your understanding.

This is the OP. Did Coldcrush imagine he would have got over the K... and where has he gone?

CC had an emotional day about a month ago where he lashed out at a fellow member, repeating the same diatribe across a couple of different forums.

Hasn't been seen since.

Is still a member though.

I dunno. I always enjoyed his wacky contributions. Not quite sure why he chose to lash out at this particular member. I thought they got on well.

But back in the days when I used to get coked up, I'd sometimes act irrationally. I'd always have the balls to apologise afterwards though.

^ Hmm, didn't notice it. Well, hopefully he'll wander back this way sooner or later...

What came first.

Knickers or Bocker's ?

Tis a tad quiet in Bedders, this eve

Are we waiting for the night shift to arrive?

^ Rostering error - everyone on the nightshift's got the night off.

I think because the boss has paid us a day early

And the morning shift was late (09:06)... consider yourself docked!

Morning all. Just clocked in, off to get some coffee and toast. Ah, the great british workforce

Morning all. Just clocked in, off to get some coffee and toast. Ah, the great british workforce

Same as my work force MrBJ....Clock in, put on make up, then eat rice porridge....in that order.

8:30, THINK about starting

Morning all. Just clocked in, off to get some coffee and toast. Ah, the great british workforce

Same as my work force MrBJ....Clock in, put on make up, then eat rice porridge....in that order.

8:30, THINK about starting

I don't clock in really Chavy but a couple of years ago i had 150 staff and they used to do the same. Clock on, eat breakfast and put on make up. The women where even worse

When I exhale through my nose, my right nostral whistles a tune! Weird...