What about these people who say, 'There's nothing worse than a paper cut'? Tell that to the bloke with the axe in his head.

At least he's dead. The man with the paper cut has to live through all that pain and suffering. But at least in years to come he can tell his grandkid's about the trauma.

What about these people who say, 'There's nothing worse than a paper cut'? Tell that to the bloke with the axe in his head.

At least he's dead. The man with the paper cut has to live through all that pain and suffering. But at least in years to come he can tell his grandkid's about the trauma.

Yep, trying to bend a finger after a paper cut feels like the world's ending

What about these people who say, 'There's nothing worse than a paper cut'? Tell that to the bloke with the axe in his head.

At least he's dead. The man with the paper cut has to live through all that pain and suffering. But at least in years to come he can tell his grandkid's about the trauma.

Yep, trying to bend a finger after a paper cut feels like the world's ending

Sheesh and women moan on about giving birth

I had a nice holiday....thanks

were you on holiday? From TV? or real holiday?

My, what an intelligent post place...........

were you on holiday? From TV? or real holiday?

TV.....just like a real one.

Open up your eyes, then you'll realise...

Open up your eyes, then you'll realise...

...here I stand with my everlasting love.

Classic song - no. 1 hit for Love Affair in '68.

Someone is claiming Bo Jingerly is more random than me !!!

I haven't had a straight thought in years, dam-n the mans eyes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Puppies.

It's birthday day tomorrow!

My son will be one year old and my daughter will be four . . . . . I can't help wondering what the bill is going to be like in seventeen years time when they have their combined 21st and 18th.

JxP

It's birthday day tomorrow!

My son will be one year old and my daughter will be four . . . . . I can't help wondering what the bill is going to be like in seventeen years time when they have their combined 21st and 18th.

JxP

Why would you want a play a second rate cops-and-robbers television show at your kids' birthdays?

It's birthday day tomorrow!

My son will be one year old and my daughter will be four . . . . . I can't help wondering what the bill is going to be like in seventeen years time when they have their combined 21st and 18th.

JxP

Why would you want a play a second rate cops-and-robbers television show at your kids' birthdays?

Which reminds me:

JxP

Some people say your eyeballs don't grow from the day you are born. Others say they grow a very small amount but only until you're 5 years old.

Do you think Marty Feldman knew about this?

Edit, graphic illustration

Did he have difficulty sleeping

He doesn't now

He probably put horse blinkers on at night.

Someone is claiming Bo Jingerly is more random than me !!!

I haven't had a straight thought in years, dam-n the mans eyes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Puppies.

You can't argue with the facts suiging. You still have a lot to learn Grasshopper

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Back on topic.

Cotton shirts are a bugger to iron. But they feel so much better than polyester or spandex

The same goes for underwear!

Although, who irons underwear?!?

When i was in the Royal Navy we had to fold ALL of our clothes into the size of the navy manual. We all had to buy huge Y Fronts just so that they could be folded into the size of the book and they had to be pressed. In those days the fashion was skimpy's instead of boxers

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I wonder how I could increase my count.

I wonder how I could increase my count.

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