Unless they are not the salty type!

Unless they are not the salty type!

That is quite true my feline friend.

But nevertheless, there are some pretty good ring tones around nowadays.

I'm sick of hearing 'Mission Impossible'!

how could anyone tell the truth from the lies? was there any truth in it? was it all a big lie? or just true lies?

That's a good question Zaza. And i think the answer lies somewhere in a packet of Salt and Vinegar crisps.

The truth is out there!

But it's well hidden !!

And only known to some...

Who are in the know

Who are in the know

What? Just you and me?

how could anyone tell the truth from the lies? was there any truth in it? was it all a big lie? or just true lies?

I've always had a bit of a soft spot for Jamie Lee Curtis.

She has a couple of nice soft spots that look inviting.

I want to believe (not in Jamie Lee's soft spots... but then again)

I believe the children are the future.

Headache today. Can't concentrate. In fact next to useless.

My batteries have run out in my cordless mouse and now i have to use a hard wired one and the cable gets in the way. Don't you just hate it when you overcook your boiled eggs.

I am not a meathead.

That reminds me.

On the way home i need to buy two short planks

It is easy to spend hours grinding up pencils in a pencil sharpener.

I've got lead in my pencil

I find it absolutely hillarious when my wife drinks too much and chunders on the floor.

Do you clean it up? .........

Does she laff when you chunder at home?

(Bet reply is, "I neva chunder)

Bet she cleans up fer both of yers.........LOL

I am usually considerate enough to leave my mess in the drinking establishment rather than bring it home with me.

I am usually considerate enough to leave my mess in the drinking establishment rather than bring it home with me.

Oh, I say.......

the drinking establishment

..........not one of the "Hoi polloi"

I drink in common old bars.

Spewing!

http://www.ratemyvomit.com/

Edit: Don't open link if your stomach gets a little squeemish.

This thread is certainly living up to it's name!

The Mrs just rang "Hello darling, you can buy me some cookies from Asda on your way home".

"What kind" i say.

"I don't know the name" she says "But they are in a green packet"

"Yes, ok darling" i say

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Just buy loads of 'green' packets and hope for the best!

The Mrs just rang "Hello darling, you can buy me some cookies from Asda on your way home".

Was that a request or a demand ??

Buy red packs and green poster paint. After the paint is dry, go home and see if she can tell the difference !!!

If she can't, expose the wicked woman through the tabloid press, write a book about your experiences and go on telly with Richard Branson........Easy really.