Who thinks Tintin was having an affair with Captain Haddock?

are there any French on board?

Why, are you from Hartlepool?

About quarter past seven

I actually bumped into Chopper outside BoJangles when I was eleven years old.

Talk about a personality changing moment in time.

Why, are you from Hartlepool?

I'm no monkey hanger

What is it with these people posting in general? There's a dipstick going on there about how people who wear combovers are fools. He makes it 'on point' by referring to people who come to Thailand with combovers. That was the entire point of his thread. I point out to him the error of his ways with this thread and he then has a schoolyard jibe at me of being vain because I have a combover (I don't suffer from hair loss, but that is not the point). I think the good people of Bedlam must be the cream on a very deep bottle of milk.

If you stack 10 one baht coins on top of each other - what do you have?

Is it true there's alien ships parked up on the dark side of the moon?

Ask, ALEX.

Maybe that is where he has just returned from.........

What is it with these people posting in general? There's a dipstick going on there about how people who wear combovers are fools. He makes it 'on point' by referring to people who come to Thailand with combovers. That was the entire point of his thread. I point out to him the error of his ways with this thread and he then has a schoolyard jibe at me of being vain because I have a combover (I don't suffer from hair loss, but that is not the point). I think the good people of Bedlam must be the cream on a very deep bottle of milk.

Just replying to your "random topic".

Yep - people tend to get worked up in "general" & "news clippings".

I frequently put forward controvercial views in "news clippings" and the amount of people that have a go at me, who themselves can't rationally argue a point without resorting to personal attacks is just amazing.

Most of the time I find it hillarious when some other poster attacks my intelligence or speling (or lack of both abilities ) just because my views anger that poster & don't have the will power to ignore or the intelligence or facts to come up with a counter argument.

Who cares? Water off a ducks back.

Yes, Alex knows all about that sort of thing... Is there a dark side of India?

Oooh goooody gumdrops.

The icecream man is here.

I feel a change coming on !!!

One bag of mixed cherubs please.

I feel a change coming on !!!

Is your butler getting you dressed? ...

This is no joke.



You are the 9,999,999,999,999,999 th visitor to "click on my dick".

Enter now to receive your instant prize.

Where am I right now?

I am home in Aotearoa...NZ

35 deg at my house.

Official temp will be 8 lower.

Love the cold beer in my fridge, which is slowly dwindling, the beer that is.... .

Makes me feel I am in LOS again.

Sniffffff, no bar gals to be spoiled by/with.

Who cares? Water off a ducks back.

If the Duck loses it's feathers on it's back, would it do a feather comb over?

Maybe it would just clip all its other quills really short.

Last time I went fishing in Tathra, I caught a commerant. Bloody bird swooped down and got the bait, embedding the hook in its beek.

So....

Pull this airborne vermin back on to the pier & my younger brother comes over and stamps on it - killing it instantly.

Believe it or not - there was a goup of "green peace" protesters behind us & you have never seen the looks that followed.

"how can you kill that poor bird?"

etc etc.

As if killing a fish or piece of seaweed is any different.

Pull this airborne vermin back on to the pier & my younger brother comes over and stamps on it - killing it instantly.

Wouldn't it have been more humane, to have plucked out one of it's feathers and tickled it to death

Pull this airborne vermin back on to the pier & my younger brother comes over and stamps on it - killing it instantly.

Wouldn't it have been more humane, to have plucked out one of it's feathers and tickled it to death

I heard the Japanese have a real affection with certain types of self serving activities that require waterfoul as active participants....

I could have heard wrong though.

Dial '9' for an outside line

Belive it or not I'm craving for a fatty, dripping triple burger king whopper with double bacon and a side order of chicken's balls.

Well, at least we are fairly sure you can't be pregnant. Wouldn't you prefer a pizza?

Nuts

Hello? Is that 'Luigi's Pizzeria and Violin Emporium'? One large mixed nuts pizza, please. Deliver to the 'Bethlehem Institution for the Criminally Ravenous'.

Hello? Is that 'Luigi's Pizzeria and Violin Emporium'? One large mixed nuts pizza, please. Deliver to the 'Bethlehem Institution for the Criminally Ravenous'.

I'm sorry but no, this is Angela's Circumcision Centre for the over 65's. However, with business being a bit slow at the moment, i could rustle you up a Pot Noodle with Pork scratchings (well i think they're pork)

What happened to that special you had on crumbed calamari rings? When I tried to order them, you told me you were expecting a consignment next week. You must be busy though, because that's the same week you've got a two for one deal on circumcisions (condition; one patient per offer). By the way, my ninety-five year old grandfather wants his vasectomy reversed - what are the options?