only mins to go....before I can escape this dreadful office

Monday Monday, so good to me,

Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be

Oh Monday morning, Monday morning couldn't guarantee

That Monday evening you would still be here with me.

Monday Monday, can't trust that day,

Monday Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way

Oh Monday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be

Oh Monday Monday, how yould cou leave and not take me.

Every other day, every other day,

Every other day of the week is fine, yeah

But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes

You can find me cryin' all of the time

Monday Monday, so good to me,

Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be

Oh Monday morning, Monday morning couldn't guarantee

That Monday evening you would still be here with me.

Every other day, every other day,

Every other day of the week is fine, yeah

But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes

You can find me cryin' all of the time

Monday Monday, ...

Anybody make sense of this banner ad?

Bag of what?

(Until supplies last)

Totally confuzzled

Anybody make sense of this banner ad?

Bag of what?

(Until supplies last)

Totally confuzzled

One re-usable bag to save the environment, perhaps?

It may make sense in Bournemouth, but not here.

It may make sense in Bournemouth, but not here.

I suppose so!

I've decided Tuesday's are equally annoying as Monday's are

When does it get better?

Anybody make sense of this banner ad?

Bag of what?

(Until supplies last)

Totally confuzzled

Pete, you have just given some wily business folk an idea how to get a free banner ad onto this site... put it in a post and claim the message is obscure! The banner has now been posted three times...

Anybody make sense of this banner ad?

Bag of what?

(Until supplies last)

Totally confuzzled

Pete, you have just given some wily business folk an idea how to get a free banner ad onto this site... put it in a post and claim the message is obscure! The banner has now been posted three times...

Ping, as it is a banner ad in TV, why not?

Fourth Post.......... LOLOL...... I support the sponsors.

It is my fave shop when in Bangers.

Are there any on Phuket, I've neva seen one.

Come on guys what do you think this is, some kind of softy wofty conversational thread.

Back on topic

Is it ok to wear cycle clips whilst having a bath or should they be saved just for showering?

(Haven't seen one either Pete - don't know of any on Phuket...)

Random Post contribution:

Why was Maria Muldaur putting her camel to bed at midnight? And who was it that she was with at the oasis? And which oasis was it? Why are the references to her meeting partner so obscure (but his father was a Sultan)?

E:T

Halleuyah! Ooops, sorry, wrong thread!

Saturday......who put the Turd in Saturday

Saturday......who put the Turd in Saturday

Now that is an interesting question. Maybe it was a Saudi, as theie weekends are Thurs and Friday. So their Sa-turd-ay is like our Moan-day.

Sorry, that was off topic.

Back on topic.

Is 'Personal Effectiveness Training' really worth the budget it has been allocated?

Saturday......who put the Turd in Saturday

Now that is an interesting question. Maybe it was a Saudi, as theie weekends are Thurs and Friday. So their Sa-turd-ay is like our Moan-day.

Sorry, that was off topic.

Back on topic.

Is 'Personal Effectiveness Training' really worth the budget it has been allocated?

No!

Halleuyah! Ooops, sorry, wrong thread!

Again! Have you been taking your medicine, old fellow? You seem to be continually wandering down the wrong corridors and finding yourself lost in the wrong threads. You know, the Halleuyah Ward is not doing too well at the moment - many of the patients have moved out and I fear that it may fall to disuse and end up in the archives. Perhaps we could spruce it up a bit - a new coat of paint or something like that?

Halleuyah! Ooops, sorry, wrong thread!

Again! Have you been taking your medicine, old fellow? You seem to be continually wandering down the wrong corridors and finding yourself lost in the wrong threads. You know, the Halleuyah Ward is not doing too well at the moment - many of the patients have moved out and I fear that it may fall to disuse and end up in the archives. Perhaps we could spruce it up a bit - a new coat of paint or something like that?

Get the decoraters in!

Funny thing is, when you are retired you really enjoy the Mondays for a while (knowing you don't have to do a dam_n thing you don't want to do). After a few years, you don't care what day it is (and sometimes lose track).

Oops, forgot that dam_n is a 'special' word. <deleted> it.

Lets test the profanity and flaming filter software:

dam_n, bloody, fuc_k, asshol_e, wanke_r, idiot, loser, cun_t, moron, communist, jerk, motherfuc_ker, fuc_kface, prick, boob, cockhead, anal, <deleted>, cum, orgasm, <deleted>, fuc_kenwanke_r - ummm if anybody else wants to add to the test feel free.

Edit - seems to only pick up on four words and not take nuance into account at all!

Strange. They must have changed the software. In the past, it used to star (****) the whole word.

I must have lead a sheltered life........99% of those words I've never even heard of

Did someone mention a bridge?

Did someone mention a bridge?

No!

What, apart from the obvious, is a bridge?

Lets test the profanity and flaming filter software:

dam_n, bloody, fuc_k, asshol_e, wanke_r, idiot, loser, cun_t, moron, communist, jerk, motherfuc_ker, fuc_kface, prick, boob, cockhead, anal, <deleted>, cum, orgasm, <deleted>, fuc_kenwanke_r - ummm if anybody else wants to add to the test feel free.

Edit - seems to only pick up on four words and not take nuance into account at all!

So Soundman did you utter all those expletatives after getting hit in the balls or what???

Perhaps I was too subtle. Chavy said that 99% of the words he had never heard. My thoughts on that comment were that if you believe that, he's got a bridge to sell to you.

Who was it who said, 'Never explain a joke?'

Never mind, I'll go off and take my medicine...

Perhaps I was too subtle. Chavy said that 99% of the words he had never heard. My thoughts on that comment were that if you believe that, he's got a bridge to sell to you.

Who was it who said, 'Never explain a joke?'

Never mind, I'll go off and take my medicine...

Mai bpen rai! Never heard that expression before, makes sense though.

Okay, how's this one for subtlety then:

There's this sandpit that belongs to a family. The family's kids invite all of the neighbouring children over to play. There are rules about how children can play in the sandpit, but the kids of the family who own the sandpit are quick to point out that the rules only apply to the visiting kids - not to them. They say, 'If you don't like it like that way, then tough - go and find your own sandpit.' This annoys many of the visiting children, because it means the owner's kids can cheat at the games they play in the sandpit with impunity; but there are few other decent sandpits available. Does this strike a note?