Why wont my eye-lashes grow ?

Why, do you need a comb-over?

Why wont my eye-lashes grow ?

Why, do you need a comb-over?

Get some vegemite with VEET in it too, no skeeters, no hair

Can't get Beef OXO cubes, for love nor money in this town. Fortunately my mate has just brought me back 2 boxes from Bahrain. Tonight i am dunking bread in my OXO and hot water. Yum-mee

Welcome back among us common folk, CB.

Welcome back among us common folk, CB.

Really??

'ello, 'ello, 'ello. What's goin' on in 'ere then, eh ?

zaza'a avatar is very sexy!

zaza'a avatar is very sexy!

I've met Zaza

zaza'a avatar is very sexy!

I've met Zaza

and?

zaza'a avatar is very sexy!

I've met Zaza

and?

She's as sexy as her avatar???

zaza'a avatar is very sexy!

I've met Zaza

and?

She's as sexy as her avatar???

I couldn't possibly elaborate. I'm a married man ya know

^and quite the diplomat, it seems...

are you talking about me behind my back?

Mr.Bj !!! you've reminded me of that lovely Footie night when Liverpool had won ,with dear Mig16 ,chavy(who made a runner), scouser,Mr.Toad ,and Brian from Texas.... :jerk:

I still remember that you were talking(you,married man ) about a Jaidee's thread in Bedlam ;about rare or was it (rear)pictures of women

I was then not a member in Bedlam; and I didn't recognize what you were hinting at

Zaza, are you now going to post photos of your bum in that thread?

Went with friends to a Thai restaurant in Auckland Friday last.

Lived up to its name

JAI DEE

Daughter wants a return visit.

are you talking about me behind my back?

Mr.Bj :jerk: !!! you've reminded me of that lovely Footie night when Liverpool had won ,with dear Mig16 ,chavy(who made a runner), scouser,Mr.Toad ,and Brian from Texas....

Was a good night indeed Zaza. Apart from you thinking i was a yank

I still remember that you were talking(you,married man ) about a Jaidee's thread in Bedlam ;about rare or was it (rear)pictures of women

I was then not a member in Bedlam; and I didn't recognize what you were hinting at

Hot bums' Zaza. Hot bum's

My local Amphur was a bundle of activity today, a large screen was erected and a sound system that would make The Who proud.... it's 3km away and at 4am, it's still making the walls shake.

I got a puppy dog song for all of you so - here we go

Just to quirky

Just illustrated a couple of reasons why I prefer my dogs to some people..... music stopped at 5:30, so I have had around three and a half hours sleep...... dogs would have more consideration for others.

Going back to bed.

Look on the bright side. If it would have been "The Who', they would have come round to your house after the do, drank your vodka, buggered the dogs and smashed their "Geetars" over your telly..................Think you've been lucky really

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Just when I thought I'd heard it all, now I read that the Australian Rugby team are considering taking action (On Health & Safety Issues) against the New Wembley Stadium.

The bloomin' blockheads are playing Rugby for Fcuks Sake !!!.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/rugbyunio...ugby-Union.html

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Just when I thought I'd heard it all, now I read that the Australian Rugby team are considering taking action (On Health & Safety Issues) against the New Wembley Stadium.

The bloomin' blockheads are playing Rugby for Fcuks Sake !!!.

Maybe they should stick to Tiggy Off Ground

I am angry now ,very angry

I am angry now ,very angry

Why's that then?

The dress's size; which I was supposed to wear tonight got smaller

The dress's size; which I was supposed to wear tonight got smaller

Whoops.

Get a shoe horn and squeeze yourself in there Zaza

The dress's size; which I was supposed to wear tonight got smaller

Ya mean, too many donuts, now you are size 16, dress is still 12.

... ... .... ...

I wore it!( without the use of a shoe horn-just little vasaline helped to get in it )

and it was all alright,although, I could hardly breath

just little vasaline helped to get in it )

I'm so glad you got the last two words in the right order

(C'mon boys ..... be honest ) ......... yaarrrrhhhhh