where a beautiful waitress asks

where a beautiful waitress asks

What is your order somchai?

and would you like to..

have a "special" under the .....

table followed by another course

how to don't keep savings

neatly folded in your wallet

pressed and ironed by sketchleys

the dry cleaning specialists providing

a way to smell fresh

fish recently caught off shore.

with help from mythical mermaids

Captain Pugwash and Seaman Staines

with Master Bates at the

helm ready to pull whatever

comes along not including the

bosun's bowed legs, where dangles.....

an unpinched turd waiting to

come aboard to play chess

an intellectual challenge posed by

the talking parrot of pirate

of Penzance bringing it all

so the winner takes all

and gives back nothing important

as keeping your bowels regular

except some rhythm and blues

being sung by drunk ladyboys

attracting impotent bearded bear men

where they perform something special

on perfumed gilded platforms with