Five Word International Story

[tijnebijn]

where a beautiful waitress asks

[ChiefBEM]

where a beautiful waitress asks

What is your order somchai?

[Chaimai]

and would you like to..

[luckyluke]

have a "special" under the .....

[pampal]

table followed by another course

[tijnebijn]

how to don't keep savings

[chavy]

neatly folded in your wallet

[lazeeboy]

pressed and ironed by sketchleys

[chavy]

the dry cleaning specialists providing

[lazeeboy]

a way to smell fresh

[chavy]

fish recently caught off shore.

[tijnebijn]

with help from mythical mermaids

[Chaimai]

Captain Pugwash and Seaman Staines

[chiliwasabi]

with Master Bates at the

[chavy]

helm ready to pull whatever

[pampal]

comes along not including the

[Zpete]

bosun's bowed legs, where dangles.....

[pampal]

an unpinched turd waiting to

[tijnebijn]

come aboard to play chess

[pampal]

an intellectual challenge posed by

[tijnebijn]

the talking parrot of pirate

[pampal]

of Penzance bringing it all

[tijnebijn]

so the winner takes all

[pampal]

and gives back nothing important

[Chaimai]

as keeping your bowels regular

[tijnebijn]

except some rhythm and blues

[pampal]

being sung by drunk ladyboys

[zaza]

attracting impotent bearded bear men

[tijnebijn]

where they perform something special

[crowbait]

on perfumed gilded platforms with