can have a shag without...

beeing watched by nearby fishermen

and nosy touts lining the

the streets intent on selling

Rollex, Gucci, genuine of course.....

but looking just like fakes

then youll find many here

where fakes are not real

including the thai sumtam dish

that is posing as somtam

and looking as som tam

but tasting like seaweed just

crushed in mortar and pestle

to obtaining an extemporaneous delicacy

but actually finding nothing tastes

better than fermented fish sauce

poured directly over your head

as a traditional tribe shower

you need to find some

aboriginals to make you some

rabbit proof fences to keep

all the wolves and rabbits

from eating each other alive

and defecating all over the

maid who's duty is cleaning

up after taksins bloody mess

,gently and softly, of course.

useing heavy machinery is hazadous

, especially if you are blind,

need good sense of feel