Love is more important than anything you can think of.

Nah, it comes second to beer

Oh wait a minute, it comes third. After Beer and lust

Nah, it comes second to beer

Oh wait a minute, it comes third. After Beer and lust

And what about 'avarice'?

Nah, it comes second to beer

Oh wait a minute, it comes third. After Beer and lust

And what about 'avarice'?

Covered admirably by beer and lust.

Nah, it comes second to beer

Oh wait a minute, it comes third. After Beer and lust

And what about 'avarice'?

Covered admirably by beer and lust.

What they said.

PS. WELL DONE MY SON! BACK OF THE NET!!

Hear hear!!

:D

I stopped by hoping to read episode 6 of the "Elephant & Castle" - Nothing,

perhaps there is a special edition for Christmas out soon.

I certainly hope so as I've got Mills & Boons interested in signing for the rights.

I see Momma came up trumps bringing the good wine, olive oil and "provincial" herbs (is that not provençal) over from the south of France.... Bless her.

Coming Soon:

Christmas Bumper Edition...

Will the Saga Conclude...?

Will the Elephant get that Knot out of his Trunk...?

Will there be a Disney Ending...?

Will there be rejection...?

Will the house of cards come crumbling down....?

All these questions, and more....

Coming Soon!!!

Ooooh, I can hardly wait!

Like sands through the hour glasss...

Don't be such a tease, kayo. Tell us what's happening there!

Coming Soon:

Christmas Bumper Edition...

Will the Saga Conclude...?

Will the Elephant get that Knot out of his Trunk...?

Will there be a Disney Ending...?

Will there be rejection...?

Will the house of cards come crumbling down....?

All these questions, and more....

Coming Soon!!!

Ooooh, I can hardly wait!

Don't be such a tease, kayo. Tell us what's happening there!

So far not a whole lot.

We spent the week-end together, but not in any intimate way.

I'm only BOLD with the ladies when they are my punters in the bar, or for one-night stand types... I'm a nervous wreck when it comes to the (first in 7 years) that I actually like...

And she's also got this inhibition about the "harmonious household" and not wanting to wreck it.

But jesus god dam,n it... Ok.. before Christmas I either get rejected or not..

Coming soon!

PS: Which Song should I listen to, as I am sat alone in my deserted (and closed) bar sipping Talisker and Budvar?

Either (both by Ryan Adams):

Elizabeth, you were born to play that part:

For you Id do anything

Tear myself in two

Just to hear you breathe

Calculate the changes that in time

Turn to nothing and then multiply

Yourself by pain,

And you're not even close Elizabeth

Over you I will never be,

I wish I knew why

It never comes to me,

I'm waiting for someone who just wont show

And every night it feels like there's no tomorrow

Not that you will ever know,

Where ever you are I hope you're happy now

I'm caught in a dream and I cant get out

I'm caught in a dream

I'm caught in an endless dream

And I'm not strong enough to let you go,

And I have tried everything

But that

Elizabeth

Or:

I Taught myself how to grow old

Poor little rose, beaten by the rain

In the wind in the gale, thunder and the hail

Sometimes I feel like I'm going insane

Without the numbness or the pain so intense to feel

'Specially now it added up through the years

And I, I taught myself how to grow

Without any love and there was poison in the rain

I taught myself how to grow

'Til I was crooked on the outside, inside's broke

I taught myself how to grow old

Most of the time I got nothing to say

When I do it's nothing and nobody's there to listen anyway

I know I'm probably better off this way

I just listen to the voices on the TV 'til I'm tired

My eyes grow heavy and I fade away

'Cause I, I taught myself how to grow

Without any love and there was poison in the rain

I taught myself how to grow

So I was crooked on the outside

I taught myself how to grow

Without any love and there was poison in the rain

I taught myself how to grow

'Til I was crooked on the outside, inside's caved

Crooked on the outside, inside's caved

Crooked on the outside, inside's caved

I taught myself how to grow old

Monday night (very apt)

I was a bad idea on a Saturday night

Roll through your fingers and I made you uptight

Little boy blue with my laser on stun

Couldn't dodge the bullets from your infra-red gun

All I want is to roll through your fingers

All I need is to make it alright

All I want is to be your connection

Win your affection, be your reflection

On a Monday Ni-hi-yi-hi-yight

On a Monday Ni-hi-yi-hi-yight

I was the last thing left on an afternoon round

Dressing up for trouble at the lost and found

Tried to live forever every day of the year

Gave me something before they kicked us out of here

All I want is to roll through your fingers

All I need is to make it alright

All I want is to be your connection

Win your affection, be your reflection

On a Monday Ni-hi-yi-hi-yight

On a Monday Ni-hi-yi-hi-yight

Any other time you want me is cool

Everybody look I'm the fool

I can let you in, if you can let me lie

Being your connection, winning your affection

On a Monday Ni-hi-yi-hi-yight

On a Monday Ni-hi-yi-hi-yight

Oh man I wish I could talk to you

Oh man I wish I wanted to

All I want is to roll through your fingers

All I need is to make it alright

All I want is to be your connection

Win your affection, be your reflection

On a Monday Ni-hi-yi-hi-yight

So what have you got planned for her next Saturday ni-hi-yi-hi-yight? Between the she-he-ye-he-yeets?

Following this elphnt's consumption of a half bottle of tequila, most of a crate of beer and a couple of taliskers, a conversation arose last night.

How does the song go? One shot, one beer and a kiss....

I'm still too dwunk to to type stwiaght but I suspecct some progress might ensue.

Its been a week and no update??

WE need an update Klown

Our meaningless lives are nothing without the latest episode in "Its a Klowns life".

Its been a week and no update??

WE need an update Klown

Our meaningless lives are nothing without the latest episode in "Its a Klowns life".

Edit

I was going to delete the duplicated post, but what the heck

Where is our update?

I think he went home to France to spend Xmas with his family.

I've got a feeling it didn't go the distance.

One week of silence....how can we stand the tension! Sorry, I just stumbled over this thread, my advise from the first post onwards would have been "go for it and forget about the house mate".

As for the song, Broken Hearts are for <deleted> by Frank Zappa always did the trick for me....

All the best wishes for the Klown, his new found love and happy Eastern!

Only diff, is she knows when the sunsets.

I thought I would share a Sunset with you my friend,

and don't let the Sun go down on this without talking it all the way through, hopefully without being too langers at the time, because regrets will always haunt you, and doing nothing will haunt you even more.

Good Luck

Moss

Coming Soon:

Christmas Bumper Edition...

Will the Saga Conclude...?

Yes

Will the Elephant get that Knot out of his Trunk...?

Yes... but....

Will there be a Disney Ending...?

So Close... and yet....

Will there be rejection...?

For one last day, and one last night, it went reasonably well...Until....

Will the house of cards come crumbling down....?

.....Until I was on a bus to the airport early the next morning... She saw me off and waved good bye... with a tear in her eye.... and then... dozing in the bus I get a phone call from her... "Yesterday, kayo, was the last time we do this. We don't cross the line any more.... We don't disrupt the harmony anymore.

I wished her a merry christmas and went back to sleep. Albeit, a more restless doze.

And so it went... another saga concludes.... T'was o'er befo' it began....

:D

Happy New Year everyody.

Oh gawd .... he's back

She saw me off and waved good bye... with a tear in her eye.... and then... dozing in the bus I get a phone call from her... "Yesterday, kayo, was the last time we do this. We don't cross the line any more.... We don't disrupt the harmony anymore.

That means: "I want you.......but let's wait a bit"

Happy New Year Kayo !

LaoPo

you need to get rid of the spare wheel....any way to get your other flat mate to move out??

you need to get rid of the spare wheel....any way to get your other flat mate to move out??

Boo speaks a lot of sense.

Use your mystical powers to find a partner for the other flat mate, then encourage them to partake of co-habitation.

Or lace the unwanted parties drinks/food with laxatives, plenty of laxatives. That will soon send the right message !!!

Maybe Kayo should stop drinking for a month or three and see what happens....

January 1 - 2008 is a good moment to start

LaoPo

Let's say the flatmate is out of the picture and suddenly it's just you and Miss Snoggins. Do you think you would get cold feet, Kayo?

Be wherry of the " Birthday" factor. It may have been a one off, induced by the general happiness bit. A bloke who you may not know very well, may have slapped you on the back, gave you one of his prize Cubans and been full of "hail fellow well met", for the day, but a bit stand offish again the next morning in the office. The good lady may have thought " why not " on one day and may be feeling a tad sorry for herself the following.

If in doubt, PM Crow Boy. He will tell you about the chemical balance of her hormones, and whether or not she will die if she doesn't get another shag quickly. Clever chap CB.

The actual context of that subject was female ferrets and not female humans. This is not the same even though I have know a number of women with shared characteristics including the temperament and the desire to find a way down into my trousers

CB, I await your wisdom?

Ok back to the the topic at (not in) hand. First up my grandfather was a wise old man with many years of accumulated knowledge. One thing he told me was to never never get your meat and bread in the same shop. Meaning don't get a girlfriend at the same place you work. Of course this was before the days of supermarkets and times and shopping trends have changed to where most people not only get their meat and bread at the same shop but also the things to clean up the mess and the prescriptions for the rashes and day after pill.

My personal advise is to never bonk a house mate, I think this is particularly important if like me you spent two years sharing a house with three gay men.

Things will always get complicated and it is bad enough that you have to make out you really don't mind her watching some stupid American sitcom instead of the football but when you have shared body fluids and hope to do so again you actually have to watch the dam_n thing because she will ask questions to make sure you really did watch it and not just zone out while thinking about her breasts.

So I think you should sit down and have a chat with her and find out if this is a one of deal in which case you need to discover that your birthday is every Friday night just so you can repeat the exercise. If she is wanting or hoping to continue the relationship then you will then need to discuss the situation with your other flatmate. Of course if he has also bonked her and is also hoping to do the same thing again then it is really going to be "hel_l in a handbasket time" and you should either move out or start posting pictures on "www.kayothestud.com and make the rest of us jealous.

CB