So this french lass, right? She got me knickers in a twist, cos it's all going really well. (five or six weeks, now - probably my longest relationship in 5 or six years!)

Anyway, she's away from yesterday until the beginning of april.

Wagers anyone?

My first high risk night is tonight - Hosting a Hen party at the bar.

At 18: Party time

28sih: Have we learned restraint?

Let us know the results.

Hows the shed building?

Well, I've not met you personally but from what I've read, I'll wager 10/1 you don't go the distance.

Oh come on! This could be the one!

One what? No, of course you're correct, she could be. Okay, 9/1.

How does the Frenchy get along with the roommate?

Just wondering.

So, how did day two of Kayo's 20 day 'Celibate-athon' go?

Well, I've not met you personally but from what I've read, I'll wager 10/1 you don't go the distance.

Oh come on! This could be the one!

I'm loving the odds Ping!

Tigs, you could be right....

So this french lass, right? She got me knickers in a twist, cos it's all going really well. (five or six weeks, now - probably my longest relationship in 5 or six years!)

Anyway, she's away from yesterday until the beginning of april.

Wagers anyone?

My first high risk night is tonight - Hosting a Hen party at the bar.

At 18: Party time

28sih: Have we learned restraint?

Let us know the results.

Hmm... The Bar was full of women, a lot of them very very attractive. There was lots of tight clothing, flesh on displaym shots being drunk left right and centre... There was dancing on the bar..... There were a LOT of looks being exchanged, both from me and towards me.... Opportunity knocked with several of the girls last night....And.........

Hows the shed building?

Very well, Patsy, Thanks for asking. We got the bugger up, and have doused it in protective coating. Insulation went up over the past few days, and we got electirc hooked up to it. I think the next step is soundproofing it, so we can make a proper music room out of it.

How does the Frenchy get along with the roommate?

Just wondering.

Coridally well. They haven't spent much time interacting.

So, how did day two of Kayo's 20 day 'Celibate-athon' go?

All right, the answer is, despite all the sensual provocation and opportunity, 28 year old Kayo has apparantly learned a little bit of restraint. I did nothing last night, and I went home alone.

Jonny is a good boy.

Ahh the antics of Kayo, its hard to keep up with ya lad!! Wish my life was that complicated

Ask around, i'm sure you could make it as complicated as you wanted to

Hey don't be giving yourself a pat on the back yet... two days is not much of a test. Let's see how you're going this time next week. 15/1.

E: The Usual

This day is going to end peacefully.

Dammit, I think I might have been entrapped by this gal.

She's in Ireland right now, getting progressively drunker. I'm in me bar -closed- getting mildly hammered, by meself.

This day is going to end peacefully.

Dammit, I think I might have been entrapped by this gal.

She's in Ireland right now, getting progressively drunker. I'm in me bar -closed- getting mildly hammered, by meself.

Just don't get maudlin!

This day is going to end peacefully.

Dammit, I think I might have been entrapped by this gal.

She's in Ireland right now, getting progressively drunker. I'm in me bar -closed- getting mildly hammered, by meself.

Just don't get maudlin!

Silly pussy.........That's in Oxford.

ah well, a couple of mates called me up and so I let them in. a bottle of talisker and balvenie later and my memory jumps to waking up at 7.30 in the mornign, feeling like a dog's bark

That's what happens when you mix your drinks

20/1 and lengthening.

20/1 and lengthening.

You're so unfair!

Hey night number 4 coming to a close. Some kindred souls passed through the bar, this evening, but NOPE! I'm not playing.

Going home alone again, I reckon.

But can you keep it up down?

But can you keep it up down?

Ping, you’re such an antagonist!

Tigs, think of them as words of encouragement, by way of challenge. It should steel his resolve!

steel, or steal?

You know, Ping, where I a younger man, I would have shagged everything in sight.

Alas, my balding patch is getting balder, and my libido ... - well actually my libido is fine.

No mate, everybody's gone, I've finished cleaning the bar, and am just having a last drink in me lonesome, while I relax.

T'is possibly a record for me - four days with no sex.

Edit: To prevent somebody else using this smilie maliciously, I'll get it out of the way...

You know, Ping, where I a younger man, I would have shagged everything in sight.

You should worry!

Indeed!

You know, Ping, where I a younger man, I would have shagged everything in sight.

You should worry!

Ok Most things.

Right then, off to get whored... er... Whowered... Doh! Showered for day 5...

Okay, Day 5 complete. In tact.

Still A Faithful Tiger Hefferlump.

Go lump a heffer. You know you want to.

Okay, Day 5 complete. In tact.

Still A Faithful Tiger Hefferlump.

As long as your aim is true you'll be okay!

7 days and 7 nights completed faithfully. Last night was a tester: Wedding party, 300 guests, at least 20+ eligible females... (not including the bride)

Some real possibilities, but I didn't pursue.

I really must be getting old.

Go lump a heffer. You know you want to.

...or hump a leffer?

This reminds of that episode of Seinfeld where there they took bets to see who could abstain from the longest (we only had their word on it)

...or is it more like the antithesis of a Barbara Cartland novel?

Come on then KO, only - what - 13 days to go?

Ah... KO, this thread has gone rather quiet for the last week. Everything still on the straight and narrow???