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An old farmer in Kansas had owned a large farm with a nice pond in the back 40. It was fixed up nice: picnic tables, horseshoe pits, sandy shore and some apple and

peach trees surrounding it.

One evening in late summer the farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and check out the fruit trees. He grabbed a five

gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young

women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He started to whistle so the women would be aware of his presence and with that they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him,

"We're not coming out until you leave Mr Jenkins!"

The old farmer frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

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