Joke

[gentman]

When the Jones family moved into their new house, a visiting

relative asked five-year-old Sammy how he liked the new place.

"It's terrific," he said. "I have my own room, Mike has his own room,

and Jamie has her own room. But poor mom is still in with dad."

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A policeman spotted a woman driving and knitting at the

same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!"

"No," she replied, "a pair of socks!"