batman at buck palace lol lol made my day

Just showed what a shambolic state our security is in the U.K. In most other countries including LOS, this stupid ass would have been (rightly) shot. My Thai wife thinks that our police are soft in the head, and I have to admit so do I!

Lucky the royal family was not there, What gets me is what happens next time when it's not a guy in a costume or someone crashing a party and the next person is indeed a terrorist

batman at buck palace lol lol made my day

At least he had better headgear than the guards!

Can you imagine this happening at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, the idiot would be brown bread (for none Cockneys, brown bread = DEAD), and rightly so!

Unfortunately cannot imagine our Home Secretary, David Plonkett, falling on his sword over this one - or any other.

Robin was holding the ladder,

And Laural & Hardy were sh....g themselves ( Prescott & Blair )

Robin was holding the ladder,

And Laural & Hardy were sh....g themselves ( Prescott & Blair ) <_<

and that's not all that Robin was holding. With all the fear of getting shot, it is lucky he got a good grip on himself.

POLICE in London are still on a high state of alert.

They haven't found the Batmobile.........

Robin was holding the ladder,

And Laural & Hardy were sh....g themselves  ( Prescott & Blair )

and that's not all that Robin was holding. With all the fear of getting shot, it is lucky he got a good grip on himself.

If CockRobin is the answer ... what's the question?

WE'VE had Spiderman on Tower Bridge and Batman at Buck House, (Buckingham Palace),

But will we ever see Superman in Downing Street ?.

WE'VE had Spiderman on Tower Bridge and Batman at Buck House, (Buckingham Palace),

But will we ever see Superman in Downing Street ?.

He left the building when Maggie moved out......

Superman is making a new movie

Taken from National Lampoon:

All the #####'s are &lt;deleted&gt;'s

BATMAN sits perched on a gothic tower in a thunderstorm, hunched next to gargoyle as rain drips off cowl. Behind him lightning slices through blackness, incandescent. He stares up at a dark cloud-harbored sky, where the batsignal floats as if on water.

BATMAN: [thinking] "If this is about the Joker again -- I swear..."

BATMAN sails through COMMISIONER GORDON’S open window and stands, cape encompassing body like a robe, eyes glowing as a huge looming shadow dancing on the walls of the office. He turns and faces the Commisioner.

BATMAN: "Don’t even ###### say it. This is SO the ###### Joker again, isn’t it?"

COMMISSIONER GORDON: [embarrassed, looking at feet] "Well..."

BATMAN: [tossing hands in the air] "My ###### Christ, I knew it! You RETARD! how hard is it to keep this nut locked up? My God, do you even bother locking the doors? Here, watch—"

He crosses to front door of office, slams door loudly, makes big show of locking it.

"That’s how you lock a ###### door! [clutching temples] My Jesus, I don’t believe this shit. In the ###### rain on a Sunday, no less. The Rams are playing the Vikings as we speak. You know that, right? You’re aware that, if I had a choice, I would RATHER stay at home watching the Rams play the Vikings, instead of RUNNING AFTER A LUNATIC IN MY ###### UNDERWEAR, YOU ######... IMBRED... RETARD?"

Long pause as Batman collapses on couch.

COMMISSIONER GORDER: "I just upholstered that with leather, actually. The... the rain and all—"

BATMAN gives COMMISSIONER a long hard stare, who doesn’t say anything more.

BATMAN: [lighting up a cigarette] "How did it happen this time? Fake moustache? Did he tell you he had to step out for smokes or something? ###### me."

GORDON: "Actually, he disguised himself in janitor’s clothes... and... um well, just..." [feeling Batman’s hot stare on him] "...just walked out the front door, to be honest."

BATMAN: [taking long haul on cigarette] "Here’s an idea. No, I’ve got an idea, for real here, listen up. How about you don’t let any janitorial staff leave the building..." [he pauses to see he still has Commissioner’s full attention] "...who have BRIGHT GREEN ###### HAIR AND CHALK WHITE SKIN!"

Commisioner Gorden cringes.

BATMAN: [getting up and pacing] "Honestly, sometimes I think you morons think this is funny or something, me chasing after this reject week after week after week. Do you have any idea how much a suit like this chafes in the rain? Oh, and by the way, he’s psychotic, you know that, yeah? I go to nab the guy last week, at the—"

COMMISSIONER GORDON: "—abandoned carnival—"

BATMAN: "—abandoned carnival, thank you, THERE’S a shock, by the way — I’m a detective, you know, I deserve better than this. The ###### Hardy Boys get tougher cases than this. Anyway — I’m at the abandoned carnival, and naturally this mental-head’s made me chase him through all sorts of ######ed shit — big pools of liquid Smylex gas, this big gang of guys dressed like fetish clowns, that was weird — and I finally get to him, right, and he starts telling me jokes. Jokes! I mean, what the ######? Did he think I’d laugh? Ten seconds ago he’s pitching clown knives out of his cane at my ###### forehead, and now it’s evening at the improv and I’m supposed to be all appreciative and clapping."

GORDON: "That’s pretty odd, yeah."

BATMAN: "Oh, did you think so? That’s funny, I don’t remember seeing you there. No, for some reason I only see you AFTER I arrest these lunatics, isn’t that funny? Yeah, that’s odd. Anyway…" [big sigh] "######ity ###### ###### ######. Okay, I’m off to the abandoned amusement park for the ten millionth time. This should be interesting. I hope he’s wearing pants this time. Shit, remember last June? I couldn’t even cuff him I was so grossed out."

GORDON: "Mmmm."

BATMAN: "######. Okay, I’m going. ######."

Batman’s cape swirls, enveloping all light in the room as he moves, spectre-like to the window frame, leaping out of it, becoming invisible in the rain and low-flying clouds.

BATMAN: "######."

New Batman Movie