I drink to forget. It seems to be working quite well.

Last night i forgot to drink

Yes it's a pest when you don't remember to drink to forget...

Yes it's a pest when you don't remember to drink to forget...

It's worse when you remember what you did while you were drinking to forget....

totster

Oh now I am really confused!!!

Yes it's a pest when you don't remember to drink to forget...

It's worse when you remember what you did while you were drinking to forget....

totster

Exactly !

It was not so bad, if I remember right. The only bad thing was, I called the bartender the wrong name as I was leaving .

Yes it's a pest when you don't remember to drink to forget...

It's worse when you remember what you did while you were drinking to forget....

totster

Exactly !

It was not so bad, if I remember right. The only bad thing was, I called the bartender the wrong name as I was leaving .

What happened when ya called wifey wrong name in bed that nite?

.......... ......... ..........

Oh now I am really confused!!!

Go and have a drink then. That way you'll forget what you were confused about

Oh now I am really confused!!!

Go and have a drink then. That way you'll forget what you were confused about

Have done and all is sorted!

Yes it's a pest when you don't remember to drink to forget...

It's worse when you remember what you did while you were drinking to forget....

totster

Exactly !

It was not so bad, if I remember right. The only bad thing was, I called the bartender the wrong name as I was leaving .

You didn't call him Donkey, did you? And then someone asked him why you called him Donkey, and he said,' Oh, he-haw, he-haw, he-hawlways calls me that.'

Oh now I am really confused!!!

Go and have a drink then. That way you'll forget what you were confused about

Have done and all is sorted!

Could you pop my consultation fee in the post.

Oh now I am really confused!!!

Go and have a drink then. That way you'll forget what you were confused about

Have done and all is sorted!

Could you pop my consultation fee in the post.

Okay, the cheque is in the post!

Yo Ping, that donkey joke is as old as the hills!

Yes it's a pest when you don't remember to drink to forget...

It's worse when you remember what you did while you were drinking to forget....

totster

Exactly !

It was not so bad, if I remember right. The only bad thing was, I called the bartender the wrong name as I was leaving .

What happened when ya called wifey wrong name in bed that nite?

.......... ......... ..........

Thats when I got the bartenders name right!

I have not gone anywhere. They put me doWn In tHe HoLE!!!! Where I have been picking out my chin whiskers one by one and eating the peanuts out of my......big DOGS landing on my Face Look up look Out for the sheep, that D man Talkign SHEEPP!!!!!.........by the way, know your mushrooms before you eat them.

and i thought i was bad rolling my head on the keyboard

TLW

Things must be getting really boring back in Kansas during the mushroom season.

...by the way, know your mushrooms before you eat them.

Makes it sound a bit like an executioner's ritual... 'Hello mushrooms, tell me a little bit about yourselves? Can I offer you a cup of tea and a biscuit? Tell me, would you be interested in a bit of excitement - helping me on a steak-out?' (mushies) - 'Don't you mean stake-out?'

I have not gone anywhere. They put me doWn In tHe HoLE!!!! Where I have been picking out my chin whiskers one by one and eating the peanuts out of my......big DOGS landing on my Face Look up look Out for the sheep, that D man Talkign SHEEPP!!!!!.........by the way, know your mushrooms before you eat them.

Stay away from the drugs bops!

...by the way, know your mushrooms before you eat them.

Makes it sound a bit like an executioner's ritual... 'Hello mushrooms, tell me a little bit about yourselves? Can I offer you a cup of tea and a biscuit? Tell me, would you be interested in a bit of excitement - helping me on a steak-out?' (mushies) - 'Don't you mean stake-out?'

Surreal!

and i thought i was bad rolling my head on the keyboard

TLW

and i thought i was bad rolling my head on the keyboard

TLW

Is patsycat being self-deprecating - suggesting her quality of posts could bear some more thought? Um... nah, I don't think so!

I have not gone anywhere. They put me doWn In tHe HoLE!!!! Where I have been picking out my chin whiskers one by one and eating the peanuts out of my......big DOGS landing on my Face Look up look Out for the sheep, that D man Talkign SHEEPP!!!!!.........by the way, know your mushrooms before you eat them.

Stay away from the drugs bops!

I think he has been snorting wheat again .

^Suegha, don't say I didn't warn you about the adverse effects of depriving inmates of their proper medication. Because I didn't!

^Suegha, don't say I didn't warn you about the adverse effects of depriving inmates of their proper medication. Because I didn't!

I had to read this twice!

So right, I won't say you didn't warn me, cos you didn't!

I didn't warn nobody, nobody can say nobody was warned by nobody, so nobody betta complain.

I didn't warn nobody, nobody can say nobody was warned by nobody, so nobody betta complain.

Exactly!

I have not gone anywhere. They put me doWn

In tHe HoLE!!!! Where I have been picking out my chin whiskers one by one and eating the peanuts out of my......big DOGS landing on my Face Look up look Out for the sheep, that D man Talkign SHEEPP!!!!!.........by the way, know your mushrooms before you eat them.

You come in the room like a bag of rocks,

like a motherless son of a b1tch loaded on ephedrine looking for downers and coke

Most of the time I got nothing to say but when I do it's nothing and nobody's there to listen anyway

I know I'm probably better off this way

Me, I should've died a hundred thousand times, teetering stoned off the side of buildings

Nobody loved me and nobody even tried; You cant hang on to something that wont stop moving,

Most of my friends are married and making them babies; To most of them I already died.

I can name the people i know that don't know themselves without talking to nobody

I can count to people i know that want to fix themselves without taking my hands out of my pockets

I make these promises but all my promises hurt. It's like they never get a lift off

So if i'm being honest with you and it seems like i'm being cruel

At least you didn't get a rip off, a rip off

Oh my god, whatever, et caetera..

.

If i could i'd fold myself away like a card table

A concertina or a murphy bed, i would

But i wasn't made that way so you know instead;

I'm open all night and the customers come to stay

And everyone tips but not enough to knock me over

And "i'm so tired" i just worked two shifts

But the light of the moon leads the way towards the morning and the sun

The sun's well on it's way too soon to know and

Oh, oh my god, oh my god, whatever, et caetera.

The piano has been drinking again ...... I think it may be a duet this time.

I have just had an excellent day!