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YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2003:

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

[no, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

[now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

[not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

[ what a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

[no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [you think?!]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

[who would have thought!]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

[they may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

[he probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

[weren't they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

[That what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

[Taste like chicken!]

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

[That was really giving of himself!]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

[Texas Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

[boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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Last August BangkokPost

Elephant Held as Suspect in Murder Case

(Yo Dave, let´s go pick up Dumbo, take him down for some questiong)

and how do you fingerprint an elephant

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