I don't think you have to be Austrailian to get these mate!

No............But being puddled helps.

Thanks for the Oz "literacy" lesson Crow Boy. I will try out some of your phrases on my next trip Down Under. By the way, one of my Aussie buddies who was with me in Vietnam once asked the following question: "What do you call a Kiwi who stands on a street corner in Wellington with a sheep under each arm?" Answer: "A pimp." Woof.

Thanks for the Oz "literacy" lesson Crow Boy. I will try out some of your phrases on my next trip Down Under. By the way, one of my Aussie buddies who was with me in Vietnam once asked the following question: "What do you call a Kiwi who stands on a street corner in Wellington with a sheep under each arm?" Answer: "A pimp." Woof.

ah yes a classic. In Oz we have a chain of sheep skin stores called "Skinny's" They sell boots (Ugh boots), moccasins, jackets, floor rugs etc all made of sheep skin. This leads to the following:

Q: where do you find a homesick Kiwi?

A: outside a Skinny's shop having a wank

I'll grab my hat and coat (not sheepskin) on the way out

CB

dogmeat

the cat's arse

the duck's nuts

tosser

tlsw

I offer the word "Belgium".

A Polish man once called me a Trumpet, and he meant that as a swear word.

I offer the word "Belgium".

A Polish man once called me a Trumpet, and he meant that as a swear word.

Belgium Classic. I had an Italian bro-in-law who would swear at you in Italian. Afterwards he would always explain what they meant. The translations were always things like 'You're a priest's penis' - 'Later with your Mother' - 'May the dogs lick your balls'... That sort of thing, I guess they were lost in translation!

knicker licker

tlsw

knicker licker

tlsw

that is not a swearword....

its a bloody compliment

Saddle sniffer!

That prompted one of our commanders to say of Westmoreland..."The wheel is spinning but the hampster's dead."

This is a quote from a film:

"Whose disease ridden prick did you dribble off of?"

Can't remember the name of the film, a simple Google search gives zero hits !

BTW - "Belgium" was from THHGTTG

Now that is a gross one Cuban!

I offer the word "Belgium".

A Polish man once called me a Trumpet, and he meant that as a swear word.

The chinese have many swear words which are too rude even for me to print !!

However, I do like the simple "Daai San Paw " which refers to your lady being fatter than a mountain.

( As an aside can you name three famous Belgians ? )

As an aside can you name three famous Belgians ?

I would deserve a lashing, if i didn't know at least one.

Adolphe Sax, inventor of the saxophone

There was also a punk rock singer Plastic Bertrand, who i think was Belgian.

So without Googling, at that i am stuck.

> So without Googling, at that i am stuck.

Fictional: Piorot & The Little Boy Pissing Fountain, do they count?

{Straying off topic}

When I was in the Netherlands I was told a rhyming couplet in Dutch that translates as:

"Women behind the wheel - Blood on the walls", quite poetic in Dutch.

The Dutch do have some strange ones, 'krachter teering' means catch TB and they use it like we would say 'f##k you'

Or they just say 'teering' like we would say 'shit' when something goes wrong.

Klootzak/Ballbag

tlsw

Oh me, oh my!

I offer the word "Belgium".

Belgium Classic.

BTW - "Belgium" was from THHGTTG

In today’s modern Galaxy there is, of course, very little still held to be unspeakable. Many words and expressions which only a matter of decades ago were considered so distastefully explicit that were they merely to be breathed in public, the perpetrator would be shunned, barred from polite society, and, in extreme cases, shot through the lungs, are now thought to be very healthy and proper, and their use in everyday speech is seen as evidence of a well-adjusted, relaxed, and totally unf [bleep!] ked-up personality. So, for instance, when in a recent national speech, the financial minister of the Royal World Estate of Qualvista actually dared to say that due to one thing and another, and the fact that no one had made any food for awhile and the king seemed to have died, and that most of the population had been on holiday now for over three years, the economy had now arrived at what he called, “One whole juju-flop situation,” everyone was so pleased he felt able to come out and say it, that they quite failed to notice that their five-thousand-year-old civilisation had just collapsed overnight. But though even words like “juju-flop,” “swut,” and “turlingdrome” are now perfectly acceptable in common usage, there is one word that is still beyond the pale. The concept it embodies is so revolting that the publication or broadcast of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy except one - where they don’t know what it means. That word is “Belgium” and it is only ever used by loose-tongued people like Zaphod Beeblebrox in situations of dire provocation

dog toffee

tlsw

Minge burger!

For that cracker I'll let you have tlsw, for now...

dog toffee

tlsw

Dog Blower

tlsw

Yes this thread gets a bit like that

CB

bum gravy

tlsw

A skidmark on the highway of life.

a good old yank saying..

Scumbag!

tlsw

Fudge Packer!

Richard Rastrick Rollock Raker

Jerkoff.

Carpet muncher.

Cocknut.

Ooops - better not go through with the whole new category I just thought off.

Oil stain.

Dickrash.

Carpetburn.

Jockrash.

tlsw