Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm I've just been accused of being a sex addict on the genteel thread 'Are Men Ruled by their Privates'.So it made me think since it's my wedding anniversary tomorrow.Is there something wrong with someone finding their hubby/wife irresistable?

I've only been married for two years and just can't get enough even after two children.My husband is the most gorgeous,irresistable man before everyone jumps on me for being a nympho how many times do you need to do it a day to be satisfied? Sure it has to pan out but in my case not.

Must be sick I guess.

Good on you! As long as hubby can keep up, what's their problem? Mmmmm maybe that's their problem.

I talked to a psychiatrist who told me about a patient that was like a sex addict...I forget the medical term for it....it was a man.....he masterbated about 20 times a day....everyday...the patient...not the shrink.

Chownah

Good on you Momo.

my mrs is a sex addict but i'm gonna sort it out. From now on, it's only sex on her birthday...........in a leap year

I talked to a psychiatrist who told me about a patient that was like a sex addict...I forget the medical term for it....it was a man.....he masterbated about 20 times a day....everyday...the patient...not the shrink.

Chownah

After five days though he got a weak end (weekend).

I didn't bother taking my coat off for that one.

Really you guys? Mr BJ with a name like that's why are you so opposed to sex?Not talking about masturbation either Chownah.Why when you can have the real thing.I'm just a hopeless case (sigh).

Mr BJ with a name like that's why are you so opposed to sex?

I'm jesting Momo. I am far from opposed to sex. Mrs BoJangles is 3 months pregnant and trust me, she didn't get that way by artificial insemination

Congratulations then and all the best to you and Mrs Bojangles.Happy news indeed.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm I've just been accused of being a sex addict on the genteel thread 'Are Men Ruled by their Privates'.So it made me think since it's my wedding anniversary tomorrow.Is there something wrong with someone finding their hubby/wife irresistable?

I've only been married for two years and just can't get enough even after two children.My husband is the most gorgeous,irresistable man before everyone jumps on me for being a nympho how many times do you need to do it a day to be satisfied? Sure it has to pan out but in my case not.

Must be sick I guess.

Happy anniversary,

Your husband is a lucky man.

Have fun tomorrow & whenever!

Beardog

And wherever!

Now now Momo you're not telling the whole truth here are you You are a 'self confessed sex addict'. Folks were just a little preturbed with your choice of language 'Raping' your husband just didn't sound right

Good sex is when both parties want sex. It doesn't matter how often or how seldom. The only thing I can really contribute to this thread is that after 18 years of marriage our sex life has got better and better. Not as frequent as when we were first married, but far better! And if you told me that 15 years ago, I wouldn't have believed you!

We are all of us, in some way, addicted to sex 'cos we can't do without it...

Spot on Tigs!!

Nothing wrong with wanting your partner whatsoever Momo, its perfectly healthy.

As to the frequency, as long as it doesn't become a problem in other parts of your life, get as much as you can!

I swear the secret to a good life is happiness, and making love to your partner has to be just about the best thing you can do together!

I talked to a psychiatrist who told me about a patient that was like a sex addict...I forget the medical term for it....it was a man.....he masterbated about 20 times a day....everyday...the patient...not the shrink.

Chownah

Prince Charles is visiting a hospital, the Chief Administrator is showing him the private rooms, in the first room a male patient is masturbating furiously.

"My God" says Charles "Is this some sort of obsessive compulsive behaviour?"

"No" replies the CA "this man is over producing semen and if he doesn't do that at least twenty times a day, his testicles will explode"

In the next room there is a patient receiving a BJ from one of the nurses.

"Well this is a puzzler" says Charles "what is this chaps problem?"

"Ah" says the CA " even though the condition is very rare, he actually has the same problem as the other man with one slight difference, he is with BUPA"

Bloody hel_l Thaddie!

Great joke Taddy!

BUPA is the nurse's name?

BUPA is the nurse's name?

BUPA is a private health care plan. Instead of the NHS. So 'ya get a better level of care!

Don't know about that.AIA is better my husband is a broker.

Do you get the joke now?

Yes dad was an attempt at sarcasm at such an obnoxious joke.

Ok well I hope you don't find this one obnoxious.

A very old man goes into a Doctors surgery and the doctor asks him what the problem is.

He tells the Doctor "lately me and my wife haven't been getting as much pleasure out of sex"

Surprised the Doctor asks him "How old are you both?"

He tells him "I'm 87 and my wife is 83"

"Ok" says the Doctor "and when did you first notice you weren't getting as much pleasure out of sex?"

The old man replies "twice last night and once this morning"

lol both jokes are oldies but goodies

Also very funny Rob.

I'll refrain from posting a sex joke.What is it with you guys anyway? I will ask Boo though where did you get those luscious lips?Had some before for two days but too suggestive so was told.

I talked to a psychiatrist who told me about a patient that was like a sex addict...I forget the medical term for it....it was a man.....he masterbated about 20 times a day....everyday...the patient...not the shrink.

Chownah

I think they're called satyrs.

I talked to a psychiatrist who told me about a patient that was like a sex addict...I forget the medical term for it....it was a man.....he masterbated about 20 times a day....everyday...the patient...not the shrink.

Chownah

I think they're called satyrs.

I think <deleted> might be more appropriate.

Don't know what men get out of polishing the rocket,banging the salami etc.

Don't know what men get out of polishing the rocket,banging the salami etc.

That's cos you haven't got one. If you did, you'd know

Nope,don't have rockets or salamis do you?