Nope,don't have rockets or salamis do you?

Yeah i have a rocket and a couple of big thrusters, to boot

Do you have a special hanger built for that?

I have no further comment to make

Got you by the short and curlies then.

Don't know what men get out of polishing the rocket,banging the salami etc.

It's called an "orgasm".

chownah

Don't know what men get out of polishing the rocket,banging the salami etc.

It's called an "orgasm".

chownah

A classic chownah retort!

I love sex. As frequently as possible, and with as many people as possible when I'm (usually) single.

When I can't get it, I let Chownah pork my salami.

Ooer... no.. Wait...

I meant to say I do as Chownah suggest, that, wot, about salamis.

Scary stuff indeed go back to the staight jacket you two.

Scary stuff indeed go back to the staight jacket you two.

Once we're in the straight jackets what are you going to do to us?

chownah

Not into B&D honey and since you're a rabbit I'm not into bestiality either.(especially since you're banging your own drum)

SOOOOOO moot point I guess.Don't turn this into a smutty thread and how many times do rabbits do it a week then?Or what is the aceptable norm for anyone else,since all the guys are replying.

Not into B&D honey and since you're a rabbit I'm not into bestiality either.(especially since you're banging your own drum)

SOOOOOO moot point I guess.Don't turn this into a smutty thread and how many times do rabbits do it a week then?Or what is the aceptable norm for anyone else,since all the guys are replying.

B&D honey!!!!!!!!!....sweeeeeet!!!!!!

also....I'm not the rabbit.

also.....don't turn a thread called "Sex Addict" in Bedlam into a "smutty thread"? hahh ahah ha ha ha ha ah ha ha haha ha hahaha ......ha....when you started this thread you figured it would be about love, respect, and...and...and....Jeez!!!..what the heck WERE you thinking?

Chownah

^^ I have to concur LOL

Yes, right, decorum and all that.

I cannot describe myself as a sex addict, just a recreational user. I can handle it, I don't have a problem! I can give it up any time I like! I'm just joy-popping!

Momo8 where are you from?

Sinny Australia,we're just an over sexed bunch of Aussies.

Yes, right, decorum and all that.

I cannot describe myself as a sex addict, just a recreational user. I can handle it, I don't have a problem! I can give it up any time I like! I'm just joy-popping!

I think you mean "get" and not "give"....n'est-ce pas?

chownah

Yes, right, decorum and all that.

I cannot describe myself as a sex addict, just a recreational user. I can handle it, I don't have a problem! I can give it up any time I like! I'm just joy-popping!

I think you mean "get" and not "give"....n'est-ce pas?

chownah

Funny chow, I had not spotted that...

Get Spotted What Up?

Get Spotted What Up?

"It"!

Beat these chaps.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml.../nhoover103.xml

Three-minute sex 'adequate': experts

Wednesday Mar 5 11:57 AEDT

The best sex should last between seven and 13 minutes, and even three-minute sex is "adequate", a major survey of US experts has concluded.

But Australian sex therapists commenting on the new research say most men Down Under wanted it to last considerably longer while most women were "not bothered" if it was over with fast.

The sex study is the first to review what the experts believe is the ideal length of time to have penetrative sex, with the random sample of Americans and Canadians labelling seven to 13 minutes most "desirable".

Intercourse lasting between three and seven minutes was deemed "adequate", but anything less was "too short" and beyond 13 minutes was "too long".

The study, published in the international Journal of Sexual Medicine, is designed help calm couples' unrealistic beliefs that healthy sex should last a long time.

US studies show Americans expect penetrative sex to last between 15 and 20 minutes, even though self reports indicate it is over in less than half this time.

Lead researcher Dr Eric Corty, from the Behrend College in Erie, Pennsylvania, said this was a situation "ripe for disappointment and dissatisfaction".

"In the fantasy model of male sexuality, men have large penises, rock-hard erections, and can sustain sexual activity all night long," Dr Corty wrote.

"It appears that many men and women hold this fantasy.

"The results from the present study, by providing a realistic not a fantasy model of sexuality, are useful both in treating people with sexual concerns and dysfunctions, and, with wider circulation, in preventing the onset of sexual dysfunctions."

Dr Jane Howard, a Brisbane-based medical sex therapist, said there was a dearth of data on Australians' expectation of sex.

Anecdotal evidence suggested most Australian women would be happy with the therapists' "adequate" time of three to seven minutes, while men would not.

"There is a major gender difference in this area," Dr Howard said.

"Usually women are quite happy with short intercourse, and are not bothered about prolonging it at all, but nearly all men want it to be much, much longer."

She said it was important not to obsess over the length of intercourse, with time often suspended during the act anyway.

"I mean really, who's counting?" the expert said.

Peter

Three-minute sex 'adequate': experts

Dr Jane Howard, a Brisbane-based medical sex therapist, said there was a dearth of data on Australians' expectation of sex.

After the barbie

"Usually women are quite happy with short intercourse, and are not bothered about prolonging it at all, but nearly all men want it to be much, much longer."

But who questions the sheep about their preferences?

Beat these chaps.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml.../nhoover103.xml

No thanks. They can keep that 'honour'

Beat these chaps.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml.../nhoover103.xml

Extraordinary story. He must have a very small appendage to be able to fit it in the 'Henry'!

When in doubt, always follow the rainman chart.

0 times per day -> My condolences.

1-3 times per day -> Normal

4-8 times per day -> What's your phone number?

8+ times per day -> Liar, liar!

Seriously, there's nothing wrong. Whether you're having ten times per day, sex once per day or once per week. As long as your partner and you are both happy.

Three-minute sex 'adequate': experts

Wednesday Mar 5 11:57 AEDT

The best sex should last between seven and 13 minutes, and even three-minute sex is "adequate", a major survey of US experts has concluded.

Well, I'm finally a success at something.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm I've just been accused of being a sex addict on the genteel thread 'Are Men Ruled by their Privates'.So it made me think since it's my wedding anniversary tomorrow.Is there something wrong with someone finding their hubby/wife irresistable?

I've only been married for two years and just can't get enough even after two children.My husband is the most gorgeous,irresistable man before everyone jumps on me for being a nympho how many times do you need to do it a day to be satisfied? Sure it has to pan out but in my case not.

Must be sick I guess.

Wow, Momo, you sound like a dream wife. My lover is a classic Thai...if I want sex, it is there and it is very satisfying...but sex is never initiated.

I'm old enough to know that successful relationships arrive at a common level...the point where couples are comfortable together. So if your husband continues to respond to your advances, good for both of you. He is a lucky man.

And if you overwhelm his libido, perhaps he will be wise and kind enough to allow you some room to manuever. Whatever happens, I wish you well.

From the BBC. This man has issues

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi. (see even sin-sod in Sudan)

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

Well I hope they are very happy together. I take it it was a female goat. Wouldn't want anything perverted going on!

Also from the BBC:-

'Sexercise' yourself into shape

The NHS has some new advice for people struggling to schedule a fitness routine into their daily lives - a workout between the sheets.

According to the NHS Direct website, "sexercise" can lower the risk of heart attacks and helps people live longer.

Endorphins released during orgasm stimulate immune system cells, which also helps target illnesses like cancer, as well as wrinkles, it states.

Sexual health experts said such claims could not be scientifically proven.

"It's good to see the NHS are promoting sexual wellbeing," Dr Melissa Sayer told the Guardian newspaper.

"Yes, there is evidence that sex has benefits for mental wellbeing, but to say there is a link with reduced risk of heart disease and cancer is taking the argument too far."

NHS Direct, however, told the paper the content was "backed by science and clinical evidence" and "isn't just a bit of fun".

The advice, published under the headline "Get more than zeds in bed", is one of several sexual health-related articles to be found on the NHS Direct website.

Sex with a little energy and imagination provides a workout worthy of an athlete, the article says.

"Forget about jogging round the block or struggling with sit-ups.

"Sex uses every muscle group, gets the heart and lungs working hard, and burns about 300 calories an hour." How long

The advice suggests "regular romps this winter" could lead to a better body and a younger look.

Increased production of endorphins "will make your hair shine and your skin smooth," it adds.

"If you're worried about wrinkles - orgasms even help prevent frown lines from deepening."

The article goes on to say that orgasms release "painkillers" into the bloodstream, which helping keep mild illnesses like colds and aches and pains at bay.

The production of extra oestrogen and testosterone hormones "will keep your bones and muscles healthy, leaving you feeling fabulous inside and out".