Little Johnny

[mbkudu]

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Johnny who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"Ok," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do suppose that is?"

"Jeeze," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

"Well then," said Little Johnny. "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

[dr_Pat_Pong]

I love it.

[mbkudu]

Not bad, eh? Sums up quite a few folks I've come in contact during my life.

Not you of course, Doc. I would have to equate you with Sir Little Johnny.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Not bad, eh? Sums up quite a few folks I've come in contact during my life.

Not you of course, Doc. I would have to equate you with Sir Little Johnny.

You're sweet Mbk