Sorry to everyone for my very rude reply to Momo8.

Momo8, so sorry and bend down and ask your forgiveness. i was a bit drunk and out of order.

Who is Momo8?

LaoPo

Who is Momo8?

LaoPo

Momo8 i presume

Well said Patsy

C'est moi Zut alors but please don't bandy my real name with impunity on the public forums.Momo is my nickname so hum all my friends know me as Momo and Seonai who is a friend posted it but never mind,I'm cool.She was just concerned about me.

PatsyCat apology accepted,you have nine lives after all.Being drunk and disorderly is not OK especially if you were driving well...you know the consequences.I don't mean to pee people off but Aussies have a strange humour,taken in small doses it's OK,shakes up the rest of the world.Didn't mean for us to have a cat fight.

Meantime happy posting.

Awww.... DOes this mean all is well in bedlam again!?

Group hug girls!... Lez-up!

The boys will watch!

Awww.... DOes this mean all is well in bedlam again!?

Group hug girls!... Lez-up!

The boys will watch!

Sod that ..... do a video and make some money out of it

Well said Pats, we all have bad days sometimes .... and that is one thing I really like about Bedlam, we are all mates here aren't we, but different individuals with different perspectives, and we can't all see eye to eye all the time.

Between us all we have probably all met each other in one way, I have met Moss but not the Klown, but the Klown has met Moss, so I know he is a real human being (I'm using the term loosely ) and every now and again we all feel the need to go Arrrrggghhhh (apart from Mobi, he gets his screams imported) and 47 is probably the best place to do it.

I know I have said it before, but, don't post drunk!!!

All's well that ends well!

ps Momo, it's only in here that we know your true name, so be cool. Everyone knows my real name is Tiger!

Well done Pasy Cat Momo sorry for posting your name it was cos you posted it yourself!!! Talk soon

All I will say Momo, is that in my opinion it was well out of character and Pats, my friend, a clap on the back for the apology and a slap on the hand for inappropriate use of sledging.

Good Luck

Moss

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Thanks Jai Dee,have a nice day.

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Now my post looks stupid. Yeah, yeah i know, the majority of mine do

Who is Momo8?

LaoPo

Momo8 i presume

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Now my post looks stupid. Yeah, yeah i know, the majority of mine do

Sorry about that MrBJ.

Can we get back to discussing that all-girl group hug? I'll bring the baby oil... can someone else bring the plastic sheets?

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Now my post looks stupid. Yeah, yeah i know, the majority of mine do

Sorry about that MrBJ.

Can we get back to discussing that all-girl group hug? I'll bring the baby oil... can someone else bring the plastic sheets?

I'll bring the video camera, lights, sound recorder and stunt monkeys

Whoo Hooo

CB

I'll bring the video camera, lights, sound recorder and stunt monkeys

Whoo Hooo

CB

How did you know I used to be a stunt monkey?

I've got a great prop. Just be careful where you snap that clapper board

Oh no, this lovely thread has descended into a vile pit of innuendo and vice! Boys behave yourselves, you're letting us all down and painting us in a bad light. Plastic sheets indeed! Everyone know thay should be PVC!

^

Would that be in the biblical sense, Tigs?

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Nice one Doris.

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Nice one Doris.

Same to you Lou, or is it Louis (short for Louise ?)

Plastic sheets?Stunt monkeys? Videos and cameras??? What do you think was going to be? A cyber jelly wrestling match?

Group hug and all that,when you guys have a major blow up online argument do you give yourselves group hugs? Do you apologise? Or is that not a manly thing to do.

Anyway the cat is OK and I'm cool so nothing more to say.Go watch Atonement.

watched it on sunday with my gf.

very beautiful film.

Excellent acting,

tragicly haunting yet excellent plot.

excellent one shot tracking shot (4.55mins) along the beach during the evacuation.

Group hug and all that,when you guys have a major blow up online argument do you give yourselves group hugs? Do you apologise? Or is that not a manly thing to do.

We bang our chests and talk in a deep voice

Er are you a phone sex operator? Do they still have those services?

An ex-wife's revenge.

Ex girlfriend goes to pick up her stuff from ex boyfreind's place as he took off for the weekend with his current gf.Ex girlfriend calls from London the Telstra time service in Australia for the time from his place.This is an automated service which doesn't hang up.56 odd hours later ex bf returned home and hung up the phone.Guess what the phone bill was?Nasty.Was on MSN.

Only women can plot revenge like that.

I bet she forgot to cancel the Direct Debit from her own account

BTW, how much was the bill?

I bet she forgot to cancel the Direct Debit from her own account

BTW, how much was the bill?

I knew a guy back in the early 80's that had that happen to him. We left for a summer training exercise that was expected to last about 6 weeks. The day after this guy left, his g/f emptied the apartment, selling or dumping all of his stuff. At some point, she dialed one of those numbers that tells you the current time, (in Toyko !) and left the phone off the hook. I think it tells the time every 15 seconds and charges you 5 cents each time (back in the early 80's remember).

Then, for the next few weeks, every time his pay went into his bank account, she withdrew it all (but didn't pay any of the bills of course). He got home in August to an empty apartment, rent and utility bills overdue, and the phone off the hook. Not even thinking, he hung the phone up and started trying to figure out what had happened. The girl had left town with no forwarding address.

A couple of weeks later the phone bill arrived. $12,000 ! He was lucky that the phone company agreed to drop the charges. Never heard what happened with the girl, but a lot of speculation that she had to have been exceptionally P.O.'d at him for some reason. In a way, he was lucky.

There was a guy in the Airborne regiment who, shall we say, upset his wife somehow or another. She decided to leave him and made some plans, packed her suitcase and so on.

Then one night, she convinced the hubby to get a little kinky, and tied him to the bed, naked and face down. She then took her curling iron, plugged it in, inserted it in his (you know what), picked up her suitcase and headed out the door.

The neighbours heard his screaming and came over to see what was happening, then called 911. Needless to say, it took quite awhile before he could sit or do other normal activities again.

Meanwhile, I've obviously been over here too long, as every time I look at the title of the thread, I start getting all sweaty and my pulse rate goes up !

Lol what a tale!!!

Curling iron? Mean to the hilt but that story about the ex gf made headlines in Aus 'A Woman Scorned' and not sure what happened in the end it went to court.

That ringing the time yarn has its origins back around the era that Kerryd talks about. It's since developed into a recurring urban myth. For quite a few years now, the Telstra (Oz) time service has been set to automatically cut off calls after 60 seconds - so that even though people are ringing in, they lose the connection and STD/ISD billing ceases after that time. Don't know what happens elsewhere.

E: Clarification... and probably not a very good job of it.

Talking of telephone calls. Do you know what i did yesterday?

Somebody called me and i didn't answer it. I haven't even returned thyeir call. Fekk em

That ringing the time yarn has its origins back around the era that Kerryd talks about. It's since developed into a recurring urban myth. For quite a few years now, the Telstra (Oz) time service has been set to automatically cut off calls after 60 seconds - so that even though people are ringing in, they lose the connection and STD/ISD billing ceases after that time. Don't know what happens elsewhere.

E: Clarification... and probably not a very good job of it.

In the early 80's a friend of mine worked in the main international exchange in Sydney, when direct dial was new and expensive, there was an alarm that was triggered if a call went over a certain time. Part of his job was to monitor the call to check if the call was real or to a time phone number, if there was 2 way conversation the call continued.