I was closing down the store the other night. Two cars pull up and park close to mine, one on either side really. Well, when the guy I was working with and I left we find both cars running, only one was empty and the other had two people in the backseat trying to cover themsleves with the coats while they continued to bump fuzzies, like we really weren't there.

Well, we can see this people well enough, not kids okay. These people were my age or better most likely. Considering that the store I work at is in one of those American dream suburbs where whiet people buy homes they can't afford and have trophy families to cover their desks at their meaningless jobs. So, these two adults were %^%$ing in this car because the spouses at home check credit card bills and someone is at both houses.

I can only shake my head, we really aren't that far from the trees are we? Screwing in the streets, more or less, with no self control and no shame. I am not sure what question I am asking here or where this threas might go, but I thought I'd share this experience I was forced to share when I tried to get in my car.

The American version of dogging perhaps?

But it is funny how near we are to animals but, at the same time, how far removed we like to think we are.

The bodily functions are purely natural but we feel we have to hide them away in little closets as if they are some kind of perversion. All part of socialogical conditioning.

I must admit to having enjoyed the delights of a bunk up in the back seat of the car on many occasion, in fact I get quite nostalgic about it. But I must admit we'd find some dark little layby in a dark little country lane for the performance. Not the bright lights lad was I.

If you check out my avatar you will understand why living in the trees suits some of us fine.

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Good for them, variety is the spice of life!

Good for them, variety is the spice of life!

I concur.

The American version of dogging perhaps?

But it is funny how near we are to animals but, at the same time, how far removed we like to think we are.

The bodily functions are purely natural but we feel we have to hide them away in little closets as if they are some kind of perversion. All part of socialogical conditioning.

I must admit to having enjoyed the delights of a bunk up in the back seat of the car on many occasion, in fact I get quite nostalgic about it. But I must admit we'd find some dark little layby in a dark little country lane for the performance. Not the bright lights lad was I.

Quite. I often wonder where the real progress is. I mean, what have we actually learned in the past, ooh, 10,000 years? All the bad things we did then, we still do now but on an even bigger scale. In fact, it could be argued that we've actually managed to go backwards if you happen to believe that we should have learned from experience. Ok, so we can split the atom and we've been to the Moon. Yes, we can go further, faster and kill more when we arrive. But are we actually any better, different at all from our ancient forebears? I think not. But actually, I don't find that too depressing. In fact, it's bloody liberating. We should stop wailing and gnashing our teeth and just enjoy ourselves. We're as bad and as good as we ever were.

Anyway, shagging in the back seat? I agree with you on this one, Phil. When you're a teenager, the back seat of a Cortina Mk 1 is the stairway to heaven. Or something.

Anyway, shagging in the back seat? I agree with you on this one, Phil. When you're a teenager, the back seat of a Cortina Mk 1 is the stairway to heaven. Or something.

Used to have a VW beetle a long time ago.So one evening me and my girlfriend were having some fun on the backseat. She had her feet in the straps left and right from the cabin. A policeman came and peered inside and started laughing. Later when asked why he had to laugh so hard he said " I've had a beetle for 5 years and never knew what these straps were for!"

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I am not an animal!!!!!!

Even though some may dis-agree I am not an ape!!!

And if I feel like a quick root in public, why should I care who is watching? Natural enough isn't it? I mean dogs do it all the time without running and hiding behind a fig tree.

Interesting thread this. I thought it was going to be about something else! Like what separates us fom the animals, so allow me to go there. Whilst I believe we are animals I think we have within us something which is illustrated in a thread like this, the capacity for abstract thought. We can discuss whether we are animals and if so what makes it so! Wonderful!

Re shagging in the back seat of a car, you'd want to try it in a 2CV!?!?

We're as bad and as good as we ever were.

Good post, reminded me of a line from the Merovingian in The Matrix.

What is the reason? Soon the why and the reason are gone and all that matters is the feeling. This is the nature of the universe. We struggle against it, we fight to deny it; but it is of course a lie. Beneath our poised appearance we are completely out of control.

It was a while ago but I've done it on the local Crown Green Bowling Green and Cricket Pitch. Fortunately it was night time, so the only balls in play where......

You're surely not that puritanical are you Bops?

Feeling under the weather perhaps?

Just the other night, my girlfriend and I had a go on the pool table at the bar, after I'd closed obviously.

I only live five minutes away, but she wanted a quickie, "for-the-road".

Apparently somebody saw us, and tried to get me in trouble with my employers.

My employers laughed and bought me a drink. (but stopped playing pool )

Nothing wrong with a pet and a fondle. If anything, we've degressed from our days in the trees, with all our rules and social conditioning.

Do it in the trees monkey style... ooooh oooh oooh aaaahh aaahh aaaahh

Do it in the trees monkey style... ooooh oooh oooh aaaahh aaahh aaaahh

I thought monkeys did it 'doggie' style!

But a different definition of barking

Yeh barking mad.. ooooh oooh oooh aaaahh aaahh aaaahh, but have you ever done it in a tree!?

Try living in a freaking den !! Plays havoc with your fur.

You don't hump iin your den though, do you?

ps I find it funny that this thread has become bedlamised so quickly, considering the title!

Well you'd think they would have at least found somewhere a tad more private. Woof.

Interesting thread this. I thought it was going to be about something else! Like what separates us fom the animals, so allow me to go there. Whilst I believe we are animals I think we have within us something which is illustrated in a thread like this, the capacity for abstract thought. We can discuss whether we are animals and if so what makes it so! Wonderful!

Re shagging in the back seat of a car, you'd want to try it in a 2CV!?!?

Well, ahem, my daughter was concieved in the back of a 2CV back in '92.

Interesting thread this. I thought it was going to be about something else! Like what separates us fom the animals, so allow me to go there. Whilst I believe we are animals I think we have within us something which is illustrated in a thread like this, the capacity for abstract thought. We can discuss whether we are animals and if so what makes it so! Wonderful!

Re shagging in the back seat of a car, you'd want to try it in a 2CV!?!?

Well, ahem, my daughter was concieved in the back of a 2CV back in '92.

Ah, that's sweet...

I've done it in a tree. She was American and 16, I was 14.

T'was fun, if somewhat uncomfortable.

(technically, it was a tree that nobody heard had fallen in a forest, and we were on top of it. )

I've done it in a tree. She was American and 16, I was 14.

T'was fun, if somewhat uncomfortable.

(technically, it was a tree that nobody heard had fallen in a forest, and we were on top of it. )

Well twigged! I have done it in some uncomfortable places, but not a tree. In between tree roots in a forest, yes, but not actually on a tree!

Interesting thread this. I thought it was going to be about something else! Like what separates us fom the animals, so allow me to go there. Whilst I believe we are animals I think we have within us something which is illustrated in a thread like this, the capacity for abstract thought. We can discuss whether we are animals and if so what makes it so! Wonderful!

Re shagging in the back seat of a car, you'd want to try it in a 2CV!?!?

Well, ahem, my daughter was concieved in the back of a 2CV back in '92.

Did you by any chance call her Diane?

I have a brother called Mark II ..... I think I have just worked out why.

Thank the Lord she wasn't turned over in a VW Beatle

You're surely not that puritanical are you Bops?

Feeling under the weather perhaps?

Just the other night, my girlfriend and I had a go on the pool table at the bar, after I'd closed obviously.

I only live five minutes away, but she wanted a quickie, "for-the-road".

Apparently somebody saw us, and tried to get me in trouble with my employers.

My employers laughed and bought me a drink. (but stopped playing pool )

Nothing wrong with a pet and a fondle. If anything, we've degressed from our days in the trees, with all our rules and social conditioning.

I have screwed in quite a few questionable places, yes, but tried not to disturb others. I think that is what bothered me the most. I shouldn't have had to be subjected to them. H3ll the started before 10:30pm, just what if I was customer who was leaving as the placed closed and had my family with me. There was a perfectly dark alley behind the shopping complex, why not park there, instead right under a street light?

The ultimate challenge; standing-up in a hammock.

Interesting thread this. I thought it was going to be about something else! Like what separates us fom the animals, so allow me to go there. Whilst I believe we are animals I think we have within us something which is illustrated in a thread like this, the capacity for abstract thought. We can discuss whether we are animals and if so what makes it so! Wonderful!

Re shagging in the back seat of a car, you'd want to try it in a 2CV!?!?

Well, ahem, my daughter was concieved in the back of a 2CV back in '92.

Did you by any chance call her Diane?

I have a brother called Mark II ..... I think I have just worked out why.

My 2CV was a Diane too! I wonder how many people remember that? It was slightly 'posher'! Had a clock and an ashtray!

You're surely not that puritanical are you Bops?

Feeling under the weather perhaps?

Just the other night, my girlfriend and I had a go on the pool table at the bar, after I'd closed obviously.

I only live five minutes away, but she wanted a quickie, "for-the-road".

Apparently somebody saw us, and tried to get me in trouble with my employers.

My employers laughed and bought me a drink. (but stopped playing pool )

Nothing wrong with a pet and a fondle. If anything, we've degressed from our days in the trees, with all our rules and social conditioning.

I have screwed in quite a few questionable places, yes, but tried not to disturb others. I think that is what bothered me the most. I shouldn't have had to be subjected to them. H3ll the started before 10:30pm, just what if I was customer who was leaving as the placed closed and had my family with me. There was a perfectly dark alley behind the shopping complex, why not park there, instead right under a street light?

When I was about 15, I screwed this gal outside the fire escape of the Sheraton/Crowne Plaza (one of those) hotel in the city centre of Edinburgh. The fire escape fed to a dark alley, but was just off Cowgate, where all the pubs are.

Maybe I'm too old for that sort of malarkey now, but fun memory!

I think we're all too old for that type of malarkey! I'd consider the kitchen table to be adventurous now!