Linguistic Lapses

trevmdurant · 2004-09-28T07:44:21+0000

Linguistic Lapses In a Bangkok dry-cleaner's shop: Drop your trousers here for best results. Outside a Hong Kong dress shop: Ladies have fits upstairs. In a Copenhagen airline office: We take your bags & send them in all directions. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend your afternoon having a good time. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride own your own ass?

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September 28, 2004 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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