Akmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East, and he was

only here a few months when he became very ill.

He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.

Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said, "Take dees bocket, go into de

odder room, poop in de bucket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down

over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes. Akmed took the

bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop,

bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! "What was

wrong with me?"

The doctor said, "You were homesick."

loud laughter in my office dont go down too well ......

so i had to snigger but ended up getting looks anyway.

cheers astral vvvvv funny