This man was in Australia during the Olympics and he walks in a store and finds Olympics condoms, they come in gold, silver and bronze. He buys some and brings them back to his wife that night. "Honey" the man, says "I bought some Olympic condoms today and I thought we'd try one tonight. So that night the woman asks, "So what color are you wearing?" He replies "Gold, of course" She say "oh, honey can't you wear silver, it would be nice if you came second for once"

Another good one Boozer