Silly Wabbit!

[alvino]

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the

middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps

right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over

and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay,

the rabbit is dead.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on

the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks

the man what's wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally

hit this rabbit and killed it."

The blonde says, "Don't worry."

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the

limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off

down the road.

Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops

down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet,

turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he

hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.

He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did

you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

It says...

(Are you ready for this?)

' ' ' ' ' ' ' It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds

permanent wave."