Tender Meat

A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare

it and serve the deer meat for dinner. He knows his kids are fussy eaters and

won't eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn't tell them.

His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for dinner dad?"

"You'll see," he replies.

They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking him what they are

eating. "Ok," says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your

mother sometimes calls me."

His daughter screams..."Don't eat it, Jimmy !...... It's a f*cking

######...!!!"