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Sod, quote of the day, This this has gotta be Thread of the Year, particularly Post 5. :D

Moss

Moss, thanks for that link. Shame it was closed; I was having a crap day and it really cheered me up! B)
Sod, quote of the day, This this has gotta be Thread of the Year, particularly Post 5. :D

Moss

But funnier still is the that in his retort he didn't even appear to get it. :o

:D Ah, why was it closed? It read like our random posts thread. "Is he from the south?" :D

Maybe he had "Clap", hadda close cos 'tis contageous.

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Yeah i know, you told me all about it, the last time we met. But i can't for the life of me, remember how much you said it cost you

Has to be read in context.

Moss

This has to be the funniest post I have ever read on TV:

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?sh...t&p=1979531

I 2nd that.

I was laughing so much that the wife thought I'd run her mother over :o

It was funny that one.

But how's about this one from CrowBoy in the Patters forum :D

Yes I am here in Pattaya and looking forward to meeting up with you guys. So far have been very quiet and sober. Visited the cultural centre and the old bottle museum. Found a good bookstore for old crossword puzzles and such like. I hear there are a few bars in town suitable for someone of my refined cultural senisbilities and distinguished age group.

:D

CB

It was funny that one.

But how's about this one from CrowBoy in the Patters forum :D

Yes I am here in Pattaya and looking forward to meeting up with you guys. So far have been very quiet and sober. Visited the cultural centre and the old bottle museum. Found a good bookstore for old crossword puzzles and such like. I hear there are a few bars in town suitable for someone of my refined cultural senisbilities and distinguished age group.

:D

CB

But is is true - I tell ya :o

I thought we were going to the safari park last night because the guys suggested "coyote" and "buffalo" but I went to the Tiger park in Bangkok a while back and thought I would rather have a few drinks instead

CB

It was funny that one.

But how's about this one from CrowBoy in the Patters forum :D

Yes I am here in Pattaya and looking forward to meeting up with you guys. So far have been very quiet and sober. Visited the cultural centre and the old bottle museum. Found a good bookstore for old crossword puzzles and such like. I hear there are a few bars in town suitable for someone of my refined cultural senisbilities and distinguished age group.

:D

CB

But is is true - I tell ya :o

I thought we were going to the safari park last night because the guys suggested "coyote" and "buffalo" but I went to the Tiger park in Bangkok a while back and thought I would rather have a few drinks instead

CB

You in Pattaya at the moment CB?

So am I.

Feelin' thirsty?

:D

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

It was funny that one.

But how's about this one from CrowBoy in the Patters forum :D

Yes I am here in Pattaya and looking forward to meeting up with you guys. So far have been very quiet and sober. Visited the cultural centre and the old bottle museum. Found a good bookstore for old crossword puzzles and such like. I hear there are a few bars in town suitable for someone of my refined cultural senisbilities and distinguished age group.

:D

CB

But is is true - I tell ya :o

I thought we were going to the safari park last night because the guys suggested "coyote" and "buffalo" but I went to the Tiger park in Bangkok a while back and thought I would rather have a few drinks instead

CB

You in Pattaya at the moment CB?

So am I.

Feelin' thirsty?

:D

yes I am and enjoying it

you talked me into it ya silver tongued devil

CB

Never mind the quote of the day - kudos to Moss for the thread of the year. Still wiping the tears from my eyes.

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You just gotta love

You taking the piss?
from Jockstar, no room for doubt there then.

:o

Moss

You just gotta love
You taking the piss?
from Jockstar, no room for doubt there then.

:o

Moss

Gospel TLW

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Can't beat it, but can kind of match it... Bought a new car, and after a couple of weeks of pestering from the wife I finally agreed to take it to the temple to have it blessed by a monk. He prayed, and blessed the car with holy water. Once he was done I hoped into the car and proceeded to reverse 5 metres back into a lampost. The monk was stood there, with bowl of holy water in hand and an incredulous look on his face. I found it hysterical and laughed all the way home. My wife said 'Thats som nom na on your ass for not believing in the monk!'
My wife said 'Thats som nom na on your ass for not believing in the monk!'

:o

Although I am sure whether Si meant hoped or hopped!!

Moss

Not a "quote of the day" as such, but anyway...

"I only post on forums so I can read it back and marvel at how f$#king brilliant I am."

stevehaigh's signature.

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A separate forum, or sub forum, would make the most sense, but not as a sub-forum of the Pub forum - these game / chat-room threads have no connection at all with pubs and entertainment in Thailand and so it makes no sense to link them in any way to the that forum.

Not a funny one this, just plain common sense in my opinion.

Moss

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There, I have tried to word my post as nicely as I could,of course my personal response to such a post would have been "Who the f#*%K do you think your talking to.? rolleyes.gif

Has to be read in context with the whole Thread

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Moss

Here is one that made me chuckle.

:o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

Can't beat it, but can kind of match it... Bought a new car, and after a couple of weeks of pestering from the wife I finally agreed to take it to the temple to have it blessed by a monk. He prayed, and blessed the car with holy water. Once he was done I hoped into the car and proceeded to reverse 5 metres back into a lampost. The monk was stood there, with bowl of holy water in hand and an incredulous look on his face. I found it hysterical and laughed all the way home. My wife said 'Thats som nom na on your ass for not believing in the monk!'
My wife said 'Thats som nom na on your ass for not believing in the monk!'

:o

Although I am sure whether Si meant hoped or hopped!!

Moss

Yeah, tourleadersi does write some excellent posts. That was a classic, agreed!

Reminds me of jeffrosner.

But, referring to yourself in the third person is not uncommon around here.

Reminds me of jeffrosner.

But, referring to yourself in the third person is not uncommon around here.

Suegha thinks it is! :o

Suiging is in a room on his own. He can't find the other two people, so yet again he is confused.

Suiging is in a room on his own. He can't find the other two people, so yet again he is confused.

How to keep suiging occupied for hours

Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner

:o

CB

I gave this post a TVQD sticker

CB

It seems that the Hamburgler got in before him...

Excellent thread that CB, the do-nuts post cracked me up!

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