What's For Dinner

A MAN goes hunting one day and returns triumphantly with a deer he has killed. He guts and skins the carcass and prepares it for his kids' dinner that evening.

Thinking that if he told them first what it was he decides to keep quiet and let them start eating the deer before telling them what it is.

Little Annie asks: "Dad what is this meat?"

He replies: "Well here's a hint, it's what your mother calls me sometimes."

Annie splutters and spits out the meat screaming: "Don't eat it Jimmy, its an ar**hole!"