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Anybody watch the game from the MCG?

Low scoring game, St Kilda 60 v W-Bulldogs 53.

Scrambly match, but...........THE SAINTS WON...... WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Never seen so many seagulls, musta bin a 100 ot more trying to mix it with the players and sit on playing oval.

Have a read,,,,,,

http://www.foxsports.com.au/story/0,8659,2...5018851,00.html

I got back from work to see the second half tonight. I am still disapointed after my beloved Crows lost last week but happy for the Saints to beat the mongrel Dogs.

Tomorrow's (Saturday) game between Geelong and Collingwood (spit, snarl) should be a cracker.

CB

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Anybody watch the game from the MCG?

Low scoring game, St Kilda 60 v W-Bulldogs 53.

Scrambly match, but...........THE SAINTS WON...... WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Never seen so many seagulls, musta bin a 100 ot more trying to mix it with the players and sit on playing oval.

Have a read,,,,,,

http://www.foxsports.com.au/story/0,8659,2...5018851,00.html

I got back from work to see the second half tonight. I am still disapointed after my beloved Crows lost last week but happy for the Saints to beat the mongrel Dogs.

Tomorrow's (Saturday) game between Geelong and Collingwood (spit, snarl) should be a cracker.

CB

Yeah, but good teams cancel each other out, like last nite.

Guess ABs v Wallabys will be first consideration.

NOT a rules fan, but been watching and been Saints fan for 54 years.

Mite tend towards the Collywoblies tonite.

Here's a good Aussie story.

Plan Hatched for Happy Emu Marriage

There is renewed hope that the Northern Territory's famous, sex-starved male emu maybe a step closer to finding satisfaction, thanks to an internet search and a chicken egg incubator.

The story of "Edward" the amorous emu captivated animal lovers around the world after it emerged the six-year-old flightless pet was so keen for love it was trying to round up its human owner.

more here ;- :)

more here ;- :D

Ah so this is a computer test where we have to find the microspot on the screen that delivers a link. I tried and found several women in my area who are hot for my body but none for a NT emu.

:)

CB

I found Edward and his new wife last week running down a track in the goldfields:

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Here's a good Aussie story.

Plan Hatched for Happy Emu Marriage

There is renewed hope that the Northern Territory's famous, sex-starved male emu maybe a step closer to finding satisfaction, thanks to an internet search and a chicken egg incubator.

The story of "Edward" the amorous emu captivated animal lovers around the world after it emerged the six-year-old flightless pet was so keen for love it was trying to round up its human owner.

more here ;- :)

Now ya have me confuzzled completely.

What does a sex-starved male emu have use for a chicken egg incubater????

I must be dum, he would have more fun being a mas=turbator

Now ya have me confuzzled completely.

What does a sex-starved male emu have use for a chicken egg incubater????

I must be dum, he would have more fun being a mas=turbator

Emus don't have genitals (unlike ducks that do have dicks) so masterbating is much less attraction for them. And their wings don't reach either so it is a moot point.

you may be confusing emus with kiwis - we all know kiwis are wanke_rs

:)

CB

Now ya have me confuzzled completely.

What does a sex-starved male emu have use for a chicken egg incubater????

I must be dum, he would have more fun being a mas=turbator

Emus don't have genitals (unlike ducks that do have dicks) so masterbating is much less attraction for them. And their wings don't reach either so it is a moot point.

you may be confusing emus with kiwis - we all know kiwis are wanke_rs

:)

CB

At leasy kiwis know what they are doing.

More than you can say about emus, apparently.

you may be confusing emus with kiwis - we all know kiwis are wanke_rs

:)

CB

At leasy kiwis know what they are doing.

More than you can say about emus, apparently.

In this case you are most probably correct.

:D

CB

In NZ we have DanielCarter modelling Jockey's "Underdungers".

Not to be outdun, 'Dingo' Deans has a new uniform for his young under performing Wannabys

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(Tried to upload Carter's Jockey add......grrrrrrr)

Just the thing for Australians who want to find their favourite drink.

This is worth keeping

Type the beer you want, then fill in the suburb when that screens appears,

and hey presto !

The cheapest price and the location of it arrives for your pleasure

Someone has finally put a computer to good use!!

Type in what beer ( or spirit ) you want , next screen is your postcode and

it then tells you the cheapest place to buy it.

Click here

That is great.......

Buying beer in OZ is damned dear.

I used to live in Mt Waverey, Vic.

Chang (24 stubbies) Special!

$39.80Dan Murphy's (VIC) 2277 Dandenong Road, Mulgrave VIC

Normally $44.99. Expires 27th September 2009

That is great.......

Buying beer in OZ is damned dear.

I used to live in Mt Waverey, Vic.

Chang (24 stubbies) Special!

$39.80Dan Murphy's (VIC) 2277 Dandenong Road, Mulgrave VIC

Normally $44.99. Expires 27th September 2009

I've never tasted the export version of Chang. Does it taste as bad as it does in Thailand? :)

I've never tasted the export version of Chang. Does it taste as bad as it does in Thailand? :)

It is the same situation as for Fosters beer - the stuff is so bad they have to export it just to get rid of the stuff.

Ahh Singha how I remember your dellightful embrace

CB

I've never tasted the export version of Chang. Does it taste as bad as it does in Thailand? :)

It is the same situation as for Fosters beer - the stuff is so bad they have to export it just to get rid of the stuff.

Ahh Singha how I remember your dellightful embrace

CB

Export Chang 5 %. Singha any day :D

Sydney dust storm

Sydney dust storm

Looks like an album cover for Midnight Oil

Sydney dust storm

Looks like an album cover for Midnight Oil

Enjoy, I sort of forgot living in Thailand.

Rooo.

Equally applicable to some of our other brethren.

For those who've forgotten the rules...

Australian Etiquette

IN GENERAL

1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview.

2. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them.

3. It's tacky to take an esky to church.

4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.

5. Even if you're certain you're included in the will, it's rude to take your ute and trailer to the funeral.

DINING OUT

1. When decanting wine from the box, tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to bruise the wine.

2. If drinking directly from the bottle, hold it with only one hand.

ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME

1. A centrepiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.

2. Don't allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners.

PERSONAL HYGIENE

1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this should be done in private, using one's OWN ute keys.

2. Even if you live alone, deodorant isn't a waste of money.

3. Extensive use of deodorant can only delay bathing by a few days.

4. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a no-no, it alters the taste of finger foods and if you are a woman it can draw attention away from your jewellery.

DATING

1. Always offer to bait your date's hook - especially on the first date.

2. Be assertive. Let her know you're interested: 'I've been wanting to go out with you ever since I read that stuff on the dunny door two years ago.'

3. Establish with her parents what time she's expected back. Some will say 11:00 PM, others might say 'Monday.' If the latter is the answer, it's the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.

THEATRE ETIQUETTE

1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up after the movie ends.

2. Refrain from yelling abuse at characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.

WEDDINGS

1. Livestock is a poor choice for a wedding gift.

2. Kissing the bride for more than five seconds may cause a drop in your popularity. (Excessive use of the tongue is also considered out of place)

3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A tracksuit with a cummerbund and a clean football jumper can create a tacky appearance.

4. Though uncomfortable, say 'yes' to socks and shoes for the occasion.

DRIVING ETIQUETTE

1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if your gun's loaded and the roo's in your rifle sight.

2. When entering a roundabout, the vehicle with the largest roo bar doesn't always have the right of way.

3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.

4. When sending your wife down the road with a petrol can, it's impolite to ask her to bring back beer too.

Any suggestions what to say to an Australian person to make them really angry?

:)

Any suggestions what to say to an Australian person to make them really angry?

:D

Be polite to them. They will think you are taking the piss. :)

Tell them New Zealand will win the ICC, ODI final on Monday.

C'mon "THE BLACK CAPS"

Tell them New Zealand will win the ICC, ODI final on Monday.

C'mon "THE BLACK CAPS"

Any other tactics, Pete?

Australia won in a canter.

Congrats to Ponting and co.

No shame, OC.

2nd best is good for a team missing their best.

They beat some of the best.

Congrats to Ponting and co.

No shame, OC.

2nd best is good for a team missing their best.

They beat some of the best.

Yes both sides had key players out. Oz was missing Haddin, Clarke and Bracken.

Apparently something like 14 players dropped out of the tornament through injury altogether.

The winning side were all awarded some very dorky looking white jackets - a bit like the Masters golf. They looked ridiculus! :)

Also another betting scandal is looming. The Pakistan captain, Khan, has been accused of deliberatly losing to NZ in the semi.

He dropped a very simple catch apparently.

CHRISTMAS IN OUR CAPITAL 2009

An early update regarding Christmas in our nation's capital for 2009.

I wanted to leak the story early so everyone fully understands.

There will be no Nativity Scene in CANBERRA this year!

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the AUSTRALIA'S Capital this Christmas season.

This isn't for any religious reason.

They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capital..

A search for a Virgin continues as all known virgins are too young and cannot walk.

There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

Any suggestions what to say to an Australian person to make them really angry?

:D

Be polite to them. They will think you are taking the piss. :)

It is hilarious you know working with those islanders, ( I have two of them in the team).

One of them when he tries to explain somesing he uses a lot of words (up to 20 minutes) to say what have could be done in a single sentence, ha ha ha!

The funniest part is he complains about some person doing more or less the same. :D

Is this is normal for people from Australia, if so, how to deal with that?

The other day he went on to explain me some new technology the company wants to introduce and went on for almost an hour, so I cut him short saying: So this, bla bla (in a single sentence) is what it does?

He: Yeah, basically that is it.

:D

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