Riddles often end in fighting..............Like religion and family should be nnbeda ( re-arrange .......Oooops, here we go again )

2100 (2090 + 10 is not 3000, but 2100 Kayo)

^ woops... Right you are Old Croc.

^ woops... Right you are Old Croc.

Just promise me you will be counting up my bar bin when I come visit - may be the first time I ever get a bin that is under the actual price

CB

Welcome hansum man.. any time, CB, me ol' teacup.

Welcome hansum man.. any time, CB, me ol' teacup.

When are we likely to see you back in Thailand mate? You, me, Tigger, Thad, limpy, and Phil out on a Pattaya social evening sounds like fun.

We could have our own Bedlam BBQ with ribs and joshing, plenty of beer and banter, followed up by a side serve of jokes, jibes, and jeneral jesting.

CB

My first is in parties and also in sun

My second is in tea but not in bun

My third is in table but not in chair

My fourth is in cuppa, you're almost there

My fifth is in mad, have you found me?

I rise then disappear when it's time for tea.

Steam

^^ good one ya l'il angel, and well done ya l'il demon!

^^^CB, The plan's a good 'un, though unfortunately I have to say, that for the time being the answer is that I'm unsure as to when I'll be back, mate. Sadly not in the foreseeable/

Steam

You're hot today you old devil.

Have a go Sir.

Ok,

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Just the once, after that it becomes 20 and not 25.

adinfinitum...........25,20,.................0.-5, -10.......etc

Sorry Limpy, Uncle Ken is right ........ just the once.

dam_n............I'll black-ball the bastard from the Tuffty Club if ever he applies

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Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it,

Five in the middle is seen;

First of all figures, the first of all letters,

Take up their stations between.

Join all together, and then you will bring

Before you the name of an eminent king.

DAVID.........( still not letting you in the Tuffty Club though )

Correct - and if I bring my own Tuffty can I gain admittance ?

I can be found where anything cannot be found;

dead men eat me all the time,

but if a living man eats me, he'll die.

Nowt

Nowt

I had it as nothing but prefer your more prosaic word

CB

He's from Devon.

He's from Devon.

I thought he was from Yorkshire

CB

Sorry, I thought you said once he had apple cheeks.

<deleted>..... I'm a Lancashire Lad.

Devon, heaven forbid........ and a Yorkie..... don't get me started

Sorry, I thought you said once he had apple cheeks.

That was after a certain act, still thankfully illegal in most G-od fearing countries

Today's Question.

What has four tails, two legs and smells bad.

(edit, I'm using the word smell as it it always used in common practice i.e. the whiff and not the ability)

a mutant skunk?

Easy......................Crow Boy !!!!

<deleted>..... I'm a Lancashire Lad.

Devon, heaven forbid........ and a Yorkie..... don't get me started

Better a Lancashire hotpot than a Yorkshire pudding eh?

My cousin's from Lytham Saint Annes, I've had a couple of holidays there... very nice. The Lakes are fantastic as well.