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Crash Driver Has A Blowout

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A MOTORIST crashed into a shop causing a blow-up doll to inflate in his back window — just like the scene in Only Fools and Horses. In the TV hit, one of Del Boy Trotter's batch of sex dolls embarrassingly popped up in the rear of his Reliant Robin.

Onlookers spotted this doll in a wrecked Ford Fiesta which hit a closed Co-op after colliding with a Fiat Punto in Salford, Greater Manchester.

Incredibly no one was hurt — but someone was left mortified.

SNN2722D-682_598627a.jpg Cover blown ... doll inflates in back of driver's car after crash

I don't really have any problem thinking about a Robin driver with a blow up doll.

Oh right, it was a Ford driver this time... say no more, no problems there either.

Where can I get air-bags like that?

But he's a Mancunian - probably explains why he installed them in the back instead of the fromt.

The good news is that the doll inflated during the accident but went down on him later

:o

CB

I dare say you'd get a better conversation out of the doll than the real thing :o

I guess there were a lot of rubber-neckers at that crash.

He was probably using the doll as a substitute for his wife to pluck up the courage to tell her what he really feels about. her . Mancurians often have this deep seated problem with intimate dialogue.

Apparanty " If you think it's so fuc_king easy...you drive " was heard shortly before the accident.

It was probably what he was doing with the thing that caused the crash...

But he's a Mancunian - probably explains why he installed them in the back instead of the fromt.

That's a bit of an assumption HB. It only said it happened in Manchester. Believe it or not we have people from all over the world, who live there :o My next door neighbour, Mohammed Van-McDonald and his wife Brittney, are from Huddersfield and Windsor, respectively :D

Mancurians often have this deep seated problem with intimate dialogue.

A Mancurian eh? What are you? A Corkney or a Scowser :D

If the avatar wasn't enough............. :o

Land of the under-achiever, and the perennial nearly men.......................Out of darkness cometh light.

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