The Off Topic Thread

[AlexLah]

For sure no rain today.

Cooking some potatoes broccoli and some other stuff.

No I need some sauce.....

[Zpete]

Dunno where to put this.

This came down online today.

Posted in "Outside the box", thought it would not get much exposure there, hence 2nd post here.

Brilliant simple logic.

How to Fix the US Economy with 40 million dollars:

Forget giving trillions of dollars to Wall St companies and banks...please

consider patriotic retirement, which will only cost 40 million dollars :

Mr. Obama,

There's about 40 million people over 50 years old in the US work force.

- pay them $1 million apiece severance with these stipulations:

1) They leave their jobs.

Forty million job openings = Unemployment fixed.

2) They buy NEW American cars.

Forty million cars ordered = Auto Industry fixed.

3) They either buy a house/pay off their mortgage. = Housing crisis fixed.

4) They can blow the rest on whatever they like .......

Makes you wonder what all the fuss is about doesn't it??

Could work in most countries.

,,,,,,except Thailand where the pollies would be doing the pocketing.

[thithi]

Plara

[AlexLah]

Another good idea, give me 40 million and I will spend half of it in no time.

Result, me verry happy.

ThiThi did you drink your milk already for today?

I was right, today no rain, ha ha!

[surface]

How to Fix the US Economy with 40 million dollars:

Forget giving trillions of dollars to Wall St companies and banks...please

consider patriotic retirement, which will only cost 40 million dollars :

There's about 40 million people over 50 years old in the US work force.

- pay them $1 million apiece severance with these stipulations:

40 million people x $1M each = $40 trillion. Perhaps this was a Dubya idea?

Could work in most countries.

Doubtful

[AlexLah]

Still no rain, a bit boring...............

I was hoping Zpeed would see the small calculation error himself......

I think still one of the best options is to give me just 40 Million either in US don or THB.

I would still be veryy happy and good for the economy as I would spend half of it.

Hmmmmm......Maybe I can start a charity thread, if every member here donates let's say 25 USD to me, that would be a good start.

[thithi]

I'm bad at Math...

[T_Dog]

I'm good at math, but I like turtles.

[thithi]

I thought it was Tukkae you like

[T_Dog]

I thought it was Tukkae you like

Still looking for a cafe that serves it!

[AlexLah]

hello hello, is there anybody here?

[RakJungTorlae]

hello hello, is there anybody here?

yea, whats up?

Don’t use TV as your personal CB radio.

over.

[AlexLah]

10-4, copy that.

Where have you been lately, over.......

[BIGTOE3]

A woman goes on vacation to Jamaica.

Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love-making she asks him

"What is your name?"

"I can't tell you," the black man says.

Every night they meet, and every night she asks him again what his name is, and he always responds the same,

he can't tell her.

On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me your name?"

"I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me," says the black man.

"There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the woman says.

"Fine, my name is Snow!" the black man replies.

The woman bursts into laughter. The black man gets mad and says, "I knew you would make fun of it."

The woman replies, "I'm not making fun of your name. I'm thinking of my husband who

won't believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of snow every day in Jamaica."

10 -10 To we do it again....

BT

[thithi]

I thought it was Tukkae you like

Still looking for a cafe that serves it!

As me, yes, a cake expert in bkk, i must say that NO HAVE tukkae flavor for cake!

grossss

Mayday mayday!!! anybody there? Mayday mayday!!!

[RakJungTorlae]

I killed a kangaroo doing a 160 last week. Do I have to report this to the authorities?

[BIGTOE3]

Mayday mayday!!! anybody there? Mayday mayday!!!

Are you stuck in the SNOW ??????

BT

[thithi]

you idiot RJT, kangaroo didnt do anything to you apart from kicking yr butt.

BT i'm hungry.. never snow in TH

[AlexLah]

Roger 10-4, snow to be not expected any time soon in BKK, kangaroos taste good after BBQ ed, over.

[BIGTOE3]

you idiot RJT, kangaroo didnt do anything to you apart from kicking yr butt.

BT i'm hungry.. never snow in TH

Can have ice though ??? up north...

Any way why are you not in Bed tomorrow you study ???? perhaps Snow ?????

Where you want to meet ????

BT

[cashill]

Finaly sunshine after all those rainy days

[thithi]

it didnt rain today ... dam_n hot!!! never ever expect for snowing

mayday mayday my feet r hurtinggggggg

[cloudbusting]

thithi =

[thithi]

lol CB, you go out everyday getting some tanned eh?

[cloudbusting]

lol CB, you go out everyday getting some tanned eh?

yes thithi, i need a tan

and how are your feet hurting if you get taxi everywhere?

[thithi]

LOL i told you i went out shopping, remember?

[AlexLah]

I need to borrow something, but not sure if I can ask here.

By the way again no rain today, was hoping for it as there was a real strong wind around 8:30 or something.

The naam deng is also finished, need to buy bread as well.

Definately a haircut would be good.

[thithi]

.... old man muttering

[thithi]

{EDIT}

the puter is crap

Edited March 30, 2009 by thithi

[AlexLah]

Brainless chickens.

Always blaim something else.