We have been waiting patiently MiG16 for you to start this thread, you choc-o-holic you.

TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX: 1) You can GET chocolate. 2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. 7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. 8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. 9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. 10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. 11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. 13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it. 14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. 15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month. 16) Good chocolate is easy to find. 17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. 18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate. 19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake. 20) With chocolate size doesn't matter

http://www.chocolate.org/

I've got a galaxy bar in the fridge.

I just ate seven double chocolate coated Tim Tams and drank half a litre of milk. Now i feel sick.

OI!!!

OI!!!

Erm, yes. Can i help you ??

ok lemme try something.....

for some reason I cant paste a pic into posts....so if i were to start my thread and not be able to share the pics of what Im talking about/eating...then it kinda lose some of its purpose huh

but anyway...i try here.....

I was never a big chocolate lover, I'd have the odd bar of whatever, but no serious craving. I once went about 3 years without any chocolate at all.

However, I have discovered really good quality dark chocolate, wow, now there's a treat! I also find I only need a square or two and that's enough.

I've got a galaxy bar in the fridge.

Maddy.... you are priceless

However, I have discovered really good quality dark chocolate, wow, now there's a treat! I also find I only need a square or two and that's enough.

Bournville? .... now that is chocolate .... my Mums fave and mine too. Every Easter we would buy one 'egg' for each other and then pig out, a quarter of an 'egg' would do the job, the rest was just pure gluttony ..... happy days

hm.. choclate is only good when you lick it off the tits of some sexy girl .

hm.. choclate is only good when you lick it off the tits of some sexy girl .

You behave yourself Max

Here you go Max.. The things i do for you...

As promised to Miggy:

A bunch of dark semisweet choc

champagne, port, or wine

melt choc over low heat in pan, when liquidy, add the booze (keeps it from solifying) and mix around

use as dip for strawberries, melon...

My favourite blocks

Cadbury Milk

Cadbury Dark

Cadbury White

Cadbury "Snack"

Ritter Sports Dark

Here you go Max.. The things i do for you...

Your way working around the "pink bits" is far superior to those black stripes used in other threads!

I have to confess, that apart from the odd thing like that nice chocolate cake I mentioned in a previous thread, chocolate really doesn't do much for me. Sweet things don't. So, I'll just go & sulk in a corner until someone starts a thread about crisps, or pickled onions or something else I feel passionate about.... I'll just be over here..... If you need me.....

I don't understand why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said.

I NEVER complain about chocolates...unless someone else ate it all

I always wondered why some people described some chocolate as "decadent". Now I know:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/30/chocolate...s.ap/index.html

Crazy link. Why should anyone be bothered by that. I can't see how it offends any more than a marble statue would!

This should keep you going for a while, Miggy. It's about 2' x 2'.

I like ritter sport yoghurt - you don't get them here and I haven't seen them in the U for ages.

thanks jet need lotsssssss of chocs these days (after the weekend )

and Dan...sure u can get yoghurt ritter sport

i eat them all the time

plus vollmilch..plus nougat, plus the krisp one plus plus plus

Sorry, but since when is yoghurt chocolate?

jet sweetie...

ritter sport is a brand of german chocolate and it comes in many flavours. yoghurt is one of them,,,and surprisingly it is one of their best ones

see ritter sport here....

see also the mini version

gosh this whole not being able to post a pic is making my chocolate talk lose its impact!! sighhh

you will just all have to settle with clicking on the links

EDIT: corrected link

I'm with November rain on this. Choc, while I don't dislike it, doesn't feature high on my list of yumyumyum foods. Cheese on the other hand.........................I nearly drowned in my own saliva then.

Choc I do like are crunchies, Ritter marzipan in dark choc and green and blacks organic orange dark choc. None of them compete with cheese though

One of the nice things about Ritter is that it is becoming rather easy to find in Bangkok, at least- most convenience stores carry at least one flavour of it.

But they don't have the yoghurt one!

You can get it in a set of mini ones - but you have to eat the other crap flavours to get to the yoghurt summit!

Anyone tried Cap D'Or ( I think that's right ) It has an elephant on the front which is about the size you get to when you discover it, as you just can't stop eating the da-mn stuff !!

actually thats Cote d'or

and when I read things like this and just know without having to google makes me realise Im not far from being an expert on the subject

and yes u are right they are yummmyyyyyyyyyy

their dark choc and milk ones are good...but my fav (from this brand only!) would have to be their Sensations Praline Croqant one

a pic would be so handy right now...but Im sure u all can google

PS. Belgian by the way...