Hi,

I hope you could help me out of my problem, I would be grateful for the sincere and serious replies.

I apologized for a decent and a charming man who had insisted on dating me, by telling him, I have few personal issues that unable me of "meeting & scaring" him .

I was not too frank neither total open to mention and list all my reasons,problems,and flaws though ,fearing he would suspect I am being unconfined,insecure, although ,I had spoken too of those three concerns of being all the above .

I had just mentioned few insignificant and small flaws like:

1. I have a stinky odor.
   
2. My mouth smells rotten from smoking only one pack a day.
   
3. and I have untreated athletics feet problem.
   

But I had made sure not to disclose any other serious ones such as, the mental disorders I had been diagnosed with and refusing taking the medication, and the huge financial troubles I am sinking in. I just had skipped mentioning this for that time being.

my question is : Would he still finds me fascinating? Would my honesty get highly appreciated by him?

Did those physical body-image's description turn him on ?

I am not very well informed about men's mentality when it comes to affliction and sexuality , although I had 573 ex-husbands (based on the number of the remained A4 papers from the pack I bought for 30b from Tesco Lutos to print the divorceesss' documents) before, 76 ex-boyfriends (based on the last friends' statistics), 489 = (casual & drunk) sexual encounters (***roughly not very accurate number ***based on the numbers of men who claim they had beded me), and countless gigs.

But ;yet I am so naive and seek the help of TV members to guide me through this dilemma of "how much should I disclose about myself"?

and one last thing,

why didn't he call me back after our that conversation?

I don't want to rush things and mess with the dating codes that emphasizes on women not to be the one who call men first , but It has been 15 years since we had talked, and I feel so sorry for him to leave him eagerly and waiting on fire to get my positive response on dating him.

I wish the last girl that I dated had told me beforehand that she was prone to getting drunk and given to biting through human flesh.

I didn't know you dated little furry rodents.....

"http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece"

or frequented doscos in hamburg....

http://www.mansized.co.uk/yournews/ourpick...rnal.phtml/3515

I think some of the OP may be a bit tongue in cheek..... my reply definitely was not.

^Tongue in cheek is an understatement! I think she must have had a very, very ex flame contact her out of the blue and was thus inspired to write her piece...

E: Those 'doscos' sound like fun places, Chimpy!

and one last thing,

why didn't he call me back after our that conversation?

I don't want to rush things and mess with the dating codes that emphasizes on women not to be the one who call men first , but It has been 15 years since we had talked, and I feel so sorry for him to leave him eagerly and waiting on fire to get my positive response on dating him.

give him some time Zaza. not every man wants to rush into a relationship. what's another 15 years?

lol could it be zaza is making a statement about how many posts, in general particularly, ask total strangers for relationship advice based on the info they give in their posts?

I am often left wide mouthed at some of them, either the totally niave ones or the ones where i think, this has got to be a joke cause no one is that fkcuing stupid. Somewhat predicably, they turn out not to be trolls, which is just sad!!!

I wish the last girl that I dated had told me beforehand that she was prone to getting drunk and given to biting through human flesh.

I'm infomored that apllying the right amount pressure makes the biting an all together more pleasant expereince that just chomping away

lol could it be zaza is making a statement about how many posts, in general particularly, ask total strangers for relationship advice based on the info they give in their posts?

I am often left wide mouthed at some of them, either the totally niave ones or the ones where i think, this has got to be a joke cause no one is that fkcuing stupid. Somewhat predicably, they turn out not to be trolls, which is just sad!!!

In hindsight, I think you're on the money there, Boo..

I wish the last girl that I dated had told me beforehand that she was prone to getting drunk and given to biting through human flesh.

I'm infomored that apllying the right amount pressure makes the biting an all together more pleasant expereince that just chomping away

I dated a mature lady once and personally preferred "teeth out".

ewwwww

I wish the last girl that I dated had told me beforehand that she was prone to getting drunk and given to biting through human flesh.

I'm infomored that apllying the right amount pressure makes the biting an all together more pleasant expereince that just chomping away

I really don't believe you just said that

Moss

lol could it be zaza is making a statement about how many posts, in general particularly, ask total strangers for relationship advice based on the info they give in their posts?

Thanks for the explanation, I really thought somebody had hacked Zaza's account

Moss

I wish the last girl that I dated had told me beforehand that she was prone to getting drunk and given to biting through human flesh.

I'm infomored that apllying the right amount pressure makes the biting an all together more pleasant expereince that just chomping away

Boo, trust me on this one, I've got a mouth sized chunk of flesh missing from my right wrist, luckily she managed not to connect with any major veins, arteries or tendons, if she had the best case scenario would have been me losing the use of my right hand (not good) the worst case scenario, well, let's not go there.

Would you like to see some pictures?

dam_n Thad, that is messed up. Is it better now?

There is some strange, strange folk around.

My wound will get better, I hope..... well, it still bloody hurts, hydrogen peroxide is a great cleaner but it stings like hel_l.

And now it gets really silly.

I went to sleep about an hour ago only to be awoken by my mobile some thirty minutes later.

There is now going to be way too much info even for bedlam, but sod it..... I've even spent the last ten minutes trying to think of some rhyming slang or euphemism for blow job to no avail.

I opened the door, she ripped off my shorts and gave me the best euphemism I have ever had, she then lit two cigarettes, stuck one in my mouth, walked out holding the other, got on her motorcy and said "I love you Colin" when she rode away.

I'm a very confused boy.

(I was a little concerned about letting her teeth come iinto contact with certain parts of my anatomy, but I got lost in the moment )

Now this IS a Bedlam tread!

Priceless!

Priceless!

Could have been costly

This thread really has taken a turn! Confusing times Thad....Confusing times.

Blimey....I don't know whether to be horrified at the idea of her chompers being near your dangly bits or pleased for you for getting a booty call

Do you feel used?

Blimey....I don't know whether to be horrified at the idea of her chompers being near your dangly bits or pleased for you for getting a booty call

Do you feel used?

I think the gents will answer this question differently than the ladies!

TITV

Congrats, Thad!

I'm not sure us married guys should be listening to this.

Getting back to OP for a moment- dated someone recently, 2 dates, everything seemed to be going well- really, really well- and then, out of the blue- 'my last bf ran off last month without saying anything or contacting me and I'm not ready for this'- I was supportive but man, that was frustrating.

My wound will get better, I hope..... well, it still bloody hurts, hydrogen peroxide is a great cleaner but it stings like hel_l.

And now it gets really silly.

I went to sleep about an hour ago only to be awoken by my mobile some thirty minutes later.

There is now going to be way too much info even for bedlam, but sod it..... I've even spent the last ten minutes trying to think of some rhyming slang or euphemism for blow job to no avail.

I opened the door, she ripped off my shorts and gave me the best euphemism I have ever had, she then lit two cigarettes, stuck one in my mouth, walked out holding the other, got on her motorcy and said "I love you Colin" when she rode away.

I'm a very confused boy.

(I was a little concerned about letting her teeth come iinto contact with certain parts of my anatomy, but I got lost in the moment )

As long as certain parts of your anatomy didn't get lost...

Please Guys, I am way far offended here!

why don't show some understanding and offer me sincere help,,,, Is that so much to ask from my fellow wise and serious Bedlam's mates?

I am on a rough and tough spot here, I am not fortunate enough like Thaddy !

Although ; I feel he had disclosed alot of information TBH,(I am afraid) he will not be recruited by a female TV members for the fear he might has a malfunctioning parts due to a previous work call .

lol could it be zaza is making a statement about how many posts, in general particularly, ask total strangers for relationship advice based on the info they give in their posts?

I am often left wide mouthed at some of them, either the totally niave ones or the ones where i think, this has got to be a joke cause no one is that fkcuing stupid. Somewhat predicably, they turn out not to be trolls, which is just sad!!!

The first part of my story is honest true. The offer and my response

Boo, you have a remarkable wittiness

Zaza, now I know how Pauline Hanson feels when she says, 'Please explain'. I'm as lost with your post as you probably are with the Pauline Hanson name.

Thad, that woman with the bite folllowed by the 'euphemistic' act sounds dangerous to me. Seriously. Be warned.

E:Clarification

and one last thing,

why didn't he call me back after our that conversation?

I don't want to rush things and mess with the dating codes that emphasizes on women not to be the one who call men first , but It has been 15 years since we had talked, and I feel so sorry for him to leave him eagerly and waiting on fire to get my positive response on dating him.

give him some time Zaza. not every man wants to rush into a relationship. what's another 15 years?

I guess I can't, there isn't another 15 years in my bewildering ""lifespan"".

How about sending him a message in a bottle?do you think it's a good idea?