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Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, when Tim Finnegan, her husband's foreman, arrives at her door.

"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya"

"Of course you can come in , you' re always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"

"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda."

There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."

"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."

"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."

Finally, she looked up at Tim.

"How did it happen, Tim?"

"It was terrible, Brenda . He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."

"Did nobody try to save him?"

"Of course they did, but he fought them off bravely."

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