Anyone for sausage?

Cute.

The first items takes up too much BBQ plate for one hot dog.

The advice on the apron was obviously written by someone who's never had hot fat splatter on HIS hot dog.

Only Australians really understand the art and science of BBQs. This is serious shit man!

Oh man..men and their wieners.

Oh man..men and their wieners.

Hey ..... I only said 'cute' .... didn't say a single word about men splattering hot fat (choice of emoticon, up to you .... apart from that one )

Hmm, they're very small snags, proportionally...

Hmm, they're very small snags, proportionally...

Yeah, they'd never stand up with a decent Cumberland sausage. That's why true Brits have big feet.

Hmm..im not convinced by the shoe size thingy. But, i wonder if thats why some mens shoes seem stupidly bigger than they need to be? Seems to me that some shoes are designed to look bulkier, more solid etc, than a womans shoe. Wonder if men would buy the equivalent of the wonder bra for shoes?, ..haha. The Wonder Bra...evil contraption. If i wanted to have a chin rest, id buy a neck brace! Gosh, thinking back, I remember a rather large girl i used to work with told me she would wear one on nights out..but with the straps tied together at the back of her neck, causing an even further lifting and largening (is largening a word?) effect. The thought of dancing with two black eyes never appealed to me much, but she said she would never fail to get a lot of attention with that trick. I know im rambling now, but leave me be, im a bit depressed at the moment. Its midday and i only just dragged myself out of bed, even though im normally up at 7am. Thaddy, you should be ashamed! Ah..but you were still a gentleman about it, so i let you off . That "" wasnt easy.. dam_n, quite hard to smile this morningafternoon.

Can't wait for the version that does meatballs as well....or fried eggs for the ladies.

Hmm..im not convinced by the shoe size thingy. But, i wonder if thats why some mens shoes seem stupidly bigger than they need to be? Seems to me that some shoes are designed to look bulkier, more solid etc, than a womans shoe. Wonder if men would buy the equivalent of the wonder bra for shoes?, ..haha. The Wonder Bra...evil contraption. If i wanted to have a chin rest, id buy a neck brace! Gosh, thinking back, I remember a rather large girl i used to work with told me she would wear one on nights out..but with the straps tied together at the back of her neck, causing an even further lifting and largening (is largening a word?) effect. The thought of dancing with two black eyes never appealed to me much, but she said she would never fail to get a lot of attention with that trick. I know im rambling now, but leave me be, im a bit depressed at the moment. Its midday and i only just dragged myself out of bed, even though im normally up at 7am. Thaddy, you should be ashamed! Ah..but you were still a gentleman about it, so i let you off . That "" wasnt easy.. dam_n, quite hard to smile this morningafternoon.

You've got a point about mens shoes looking bigger than they should. I wear a size 14 shoe and it looks like I'm wearing water skis

I've got a pair of size 15 made in the USA New Balance that are the best shoes I've ever had; but my Aussie shoe size is only 11 1/2, (12 including ingrown toenails).

I wonder why that is? Maybe we just seem large compared to American sizes?

I wear a size 18, myself...

In what?

Dress?

eh guys, dont forget to add in "..and the fish I caught was THIS big."

and you should have seen the one that got away.

I wear a size 7-8.

^We're talking about shoes.

Of course. If I was talking about anything else it'd be a much bigger figure!

All these sizes being bandied about. Are we talking centimetres or the MAN's measurement : inches?

millimeters and big fish stories Phil.

I thought we were talking kilos.

Man, 18 is a whopper.

18 Kilos??? The mind boggles...

So do my jeans/genes...

So do my jeans/genes...

You're not the Jean Geney are you?

...and is your face a mess???

Is that one of the lines?

Yes

He's a strange one (David Bowie, that is...)

Not any more - he used to be a strange one, now he's a 60 years old Grandfather. (not that there's anything wrong with that!)