Irelands worst driving offender

I'm glad they finally got him, now they can concentrate on finding Bill Posters.

Why, what's he done?

Moss

They've already got him. The wanted signs used to say 'Bill Posters Will Be Prosecuted'. Lately, they've been saying 'Bill Posters Prosecuted'. Nice of them to let us know...

A Bedlamesque thread currently running in farang Pub etc...

Man dies in Viagra-fuelled orgy

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/Man-Dies-Via...gy-t248216.html

Plus accompanying puns..

Funny thread from general there!

re the op - I thought the driver was going to have a really obvious name like 'Mike Murphy', and when they tried to track him down they had one million names to check on.

I know a guy called 'John Smith' who every time he gets stopped by the police and tells them his name, they look at him for a few seconds and then ask for ID!

Did Paddy's day arrive early? Or is my super duper calender I phone on the blink?

I'm gunna live in Poland and call myself, :Drivers Licence.

Wonder how long before I get found.

.....better, how many tickets I get.

I'm gunna live in Poland and call myself, :Drivers Licence.

Wonder how long before I get found.

.....better, how many tickets I get.

Poles are quite good in the English language. They find the spelling sooooo simple.

You moght get away with 'sheep shaggere', but I wouldn't bet on it.

I'm gunna live in Poland and call myself, :Drivers Licence.

Wonder how long before I get found.

.....better, how many tickets I get.

Poles are quite good in the English language. They find the spelling sooooo simple.

You moght get away with 'sheep shaggere', but I wouldn't bet on it.

Piffle. He's been getting away with it for years...

I'm gunna live in Poland and call myself, :Drivers Licence.

Wonder how long before I get found.

.....better, how many tickets I get.

Poles are quite good in the English language. They find the spelling sooooo simple.

You moght get away with 'sheep shaggere', but I wouldn't bet on it.

Piffle. He's been getting away with it for years...

WE KIWIS take a lead from Ockors Like Ping, Humph.

The experienced guys like Ping...... haha

^555 Pete in search of a runner's-up prize!

^555 Pete in search of a runner's-up prize!

And falling down before the line

Yeah, Humph, I dun wanna "GET STUCK IN ", like some un-named ppl............LOL