Free Work Permit In Exchange For Education

I'm a freelance programmer, and have been here about 8 months now. I'm thinking about ways to get a work permit, but not having 2 million to start a company and employ myself, I'm having to be a little more creative about the matter.

I've heard, through this forum actually, that the government are offering deals for people in my line of work that may be applicable to my situation.

What I plan to do is start a small school, maybe 8-10 people initially, for free. I would like to help my local community and maybe I can get a teaching style work permit for my efforts?

I know no more than the above scope and would be very interested in hearing from anyone who may be able to point out what I need to do to get the show on the road.

Regards,

Malcolm