There are some secrets you don't need to know.

haha, i only just seen it

I'm starting to worry about you lot....

It's not a very big secret.

Big enough to be a secret though!

How do you know it's just not a bigger one of those little button things women are supposed to have?

Now that would be big - my goodness!?!

haha, i only just seen it

Only just? Lol Boater... you must have a difficult time deciphering the ladyboys from the real thing if you didnt notice something so blatent.

How do you know it's just not a bigger one of those little button things women are supposed to have?

Supposed to? Button thingys? This coming from the man who a short while ago quote wrote " I'm starting to worry about you lot...."

Could it be a strap on?

She could be just 'touching cloth'

It's called a Teddy - and that definitely is not a Teddy.

haha, i only just seen it

Only just? Lol Boater... you must have a difficult time deciphering the ladyboys from the real thing if you didnt notice something so blatent.

How do you know it's just not a bigger one of those little button things women are supposed to have?

Supposed to? Button thingys? This coming from the man who a short while ago quote wrote " I'm starting to worry about you lot...."

Now you know why Australian men have the richly deserved reputation of being the world's greatest lovers eek.

Uh-oh. Time to clear the decks until this blows over.