COPS have recruited a TRANSSEXUAL to help them fight hate crimes — in an area where nobody has committed one.

Brunette Michelle Douglas — formerly a father of two called Mark — trains officers to deal with “transgender-phobic violence”.

But police chiefs in the rural Dyfed Powys area of Wales admit they have never received any reports of such crimes.

Michelle, 49 — who wears high heels, lipstick and false boobs — has taken several workshops teaching cops how to deal with victims of sexual persecution.

She gets expenses but has been promised she will be paid in future.

Twice-married Michelle, who still lives with her second wife and children, said: “I get a real buzz from doing the course. I’m in my comfort zone.”

The priest’s daughter began dressing as a female 18 months ago. But she hasn’t decided yet if she wants surgery to make her a woman.

A spokeswoman for the Dyfed Powys force said: “She does a brilliant job. While there is no recorded hate crime in the area, that isn’t to say it doesn’t exist.”

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2409877.ece

LOL Thaddy you beat me to it, I was thinking the exact same thing and then I scrolled down!! Hilarious!

Ditto!!

why do i have the strange feeling there will be soon hate crime in this area?

Is this a case of 'the only tranny in the village'?

Is this a case of 'the only tranny in the village'?

Well, that picture was among the first that popped up on a google search with the words that I used, and it just looked so apt that I had to use it.

But in all seriousness, as Naam so rightly points out, isn't this potentially a case of making a problem where there previously wasn't one.

If it isn't broken, don't try to fix it.

This is Welsh Wals we're talking about - hate people, love sheep.

And to put you all straight Dafydd is the only GAY in the village he is not a tranny.

But true - i do think this poor person is going to be into a bit of ridicule for a while- but if she does her job? what the hel_l.. Could probably wrestle some drunk to the ground in a couple of seconds.

Patsy, I think you missed the point, we all know it was the only gay in the village! It's the making a problem where one doesn't exist that is being put forward. Although I take on the comment that just because we don't know of any problems doesn't mean one doesn't exist. Or words to that effect.

Now, where's my spank paddle???