FOR SALE
Ex Army High Camouflage Jacket And Cargo Bottoms....
sold as seen.....
phone Lord Lucan on 076859320.....
No time wasters....
or else.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Missionary positions:

 

Anti smoking ad.

 

 

 

 

Ad, 1997

 

 

This is in Pakistan in case you were wondering

Before you report this, it's a Swedish company called "LOCUM" who have got this wrong

Did I post this about 4 years ago?

 

After his recent stay in the hospital, Pa was particularly irritable, especially regarding food.

At a nearby restaurant he stopped for a quick meal and the waiter provided a bowl of soup.
As the waiter turned away to return to the kitchen Pa stopped him, calling: "Waiter!"
"Yes ,sir, is there something wrong?"
"The soup. Taste it," replied Pa.
"I beg your pardon, Sir?"
"Taste it."
"But, Sir, I can assure you that the soup is excellent."
"Taste it," Pa persisted.
"Sir, the soup was made this morning of the finest ingredients."
"Taste it!"
The exasperated waiter finally relented. "All right, Sir, I'll taste it."

Then after a pause he said, "Where is the spoon?"
To which Pa replied triumphantly, "Ah ha ... "

 

 

 

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.