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Uk Political Twats

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Well, I've just stumbled over Bedlam.

So, for those Brits, did you catch this lot of videos

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics...sexpensesvideo/

What a bunch of wanke_rs. Who voted for them?

In particular that tosspot Steen, who claims to have been "wrong footed" on the "freedom of information". Yeah, sure, he would like it all to remain secret.

And then that Scottish dinosaur Martin, the so called "Speaker".

All in it for themselves.

:D:)

I'll have you know that Gordon Brown has been the best PM since.......Tony Blair.

Frank Field for speaker. That'll have them choking in their G&T's.

Anyway, welcome 12D. :D

Regards.

A Swede was here. :):D

Where?

Should I check behind the sofa?

Indeed this is pure discrimination. Why am I (A cheeshaed) not allowed to say that all of those honorable people are just greedy self centered pieces of ****?

Just like most of those EU parliament members and members of Dutch and any other parliament in the world.

Why you think you only have them in the UK, just because they live on an island?

:)

A Swede was here. :):D

and a Tchermann :D

Definition of all politicians (with the possible exception of the curent Thai Prime Minister, 'cos he's a Geordie)

LIARS, CHEATS & HYPOCRITES

:)

Prepare to repel boarders my fine lads......... bad jokes at the ready. :)

Regards.

Definition of all politicians (with the possible exception of the curent Thai Prime Minister, 'cos he's a Geordie)

LIARS, CHEATS & HYPOCRITES

:)

Apart from Frank Field.

Definition of all politicians (with the possible exception of the curent Thai Prime Minister, 'cos he's a Geordie)

what's a Geordie? :)

Definition of all politicians (with the possible exception of the curent Thai Prime Minister, 'cos he's a Geordie)

what's a Geordie? :D

Way ay! He's a man from toon town :)

Definition of all politicians (with the possible exception of the curent Thai Prime Minister, 'cos he's a Geordie)

what's a Geordie? :)

Geordies come from an independent, somewhat different part of the British Isles, based on the Newcastle/Gateshead area in the North-East of England.

I say "come from" because, like the Scots, most emigrate to othe parts of the UK or go abroad. The area is mainly known for it's strange language, consisting of grunts and burps, until - usually on Friday and Saturday nights, the entire population bursts into song before falling over.

This habit is dying out lately, because their cultural centre, known as St James Park, or 'the Toon' has fallen into irreversible decay.

And Steve Bruce has taken charge of Sunderland - so now Wearside Rules, OK?

Definition of all politicians (with the possible exception of the curent Thai Prime Minister, 'cos he's a Geordie)

LIARS, CHEATS & HYPOCRITES

:)

So, are all Geordies puppets, then?

Definition of all politicians (with the possible exception of the curent Thai Prime Minister, 'cos he's a Geordie)

LIARS, CHEATS & HYPOCRITES

:)

So, are all Geordies puppets, then?

Geordies are upright, honest citizens who spend their lives looking after our pensions (those that have them, that is).

They have the great good fortune of supporting the finest football team in the land (who just seem to have lost their way over the past thirty years).

Other than that, they do have an excellent selection of ales in an excellent selection of hostelries - so all's right with the world.

Definition of all politicians (with the possible exception of the curent Thai Prime Minister, 'cos he's a Geordie)

LIARS, CHEATS & HYPOCRITES

:)

So, are all Geordies puppets, then?

Geordies are upright, honest citizens who spend their lives looking after our pensions (those that have them, that is).

They have the great good fortune of supporting the finest football team in the land (who just seem to have lost their way over the past thirty years).

Other than that, they do have an excellent selection of ales in an excellent selection of hostelries - so all's right with the world.

It's ok, Humph. I was merely making the connection between Geordies and the current "Prime Minister". Also the "upright, honest citizens" would seem to exclude him from Geordiehood. :D

Definition of all politicians (with the possible exception of the curent Thai Prime Minister, 'cos he's a Geordie)

LIARS, CHEATS & HYPOCRITES

:)

So, are all Geordies puppets, then?

Geordies are upright, honest citizens who spend their lives looking after our pensions (those that have them, that is).

They have the great good fortune of supporting the finest football team in the land (who just seem to have lost their way over the past thirty years).

Other than that, they do have an excellent selection of ales in an excellent selection of hostelries - so all's right with the world.

It's ok, Humph. I was merely making the connection between Geordies and the current "Prime Minister". Also the "upright, honest citizens" would seem to exclude him from Geordiehood. :D

S'awrite, guv.

I wus born in Norf-eest Lundun and support the bubble-heads meself, but I did 'ave ter spring to the defence of me Norf-eest England mates, 'coz most of 'em can't reed or rite, 'specially after the pubs open.

vote now!!!!

humphreyforpresident.jpg

Actually, the UK doesn't have a President. :)

'An I bet "the next bar" 'ain't got a Prime minister, right?..right?

'An who gives a fƱĉʞ? Quite right

TV won't print my falling F's....so, don't fall off your stool.

Regards.

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