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cdnvic Star Member

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Is this barladies.com another offshoot of Thaivisa.com like bearpit.net? Is this an indication that bargirl threads are no longer accepted at all on Thaivisa because they will now have a home of their own?

barladies.com is an advertising client and a conveniant place to send bargirl threads.

Other than the advertising there's no relation.

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Jai Dee Star Member

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barladies.com is an advertising client and a conveniant place to send bargirl threads.

Hmmm... interesting site! :o

And well designed so that our d*mned company firewall just blocks the sponsored links frame. :D

Does that mean that any threads on TV that start to descend into "barladies.com" type of subject will be relocated there for continuation, or will they just be /closed?

Just curious... :D

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barladies.com is an advertising client and a conveniant place to send bargirl threads.

Hmmm... interesting site! :o

And well designed so that our d*mned company firewall just blocks the sponsored links frame. :D

Does that mean that any threads on TV that start to descend into "barladies.com" type of subject will be relocated there for continuation, or will they just be /closed?

Just curious... :D

We can't relocate a thread into someone else's forum. Sooner or later the ones with half a brain will know to post the bg threads there, and the others will probably be closed. They've all been done here now anyway, just check the archives.

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cool! at least perhaps the quality of discussions will improve finally - if the average of posters would be with more than just a half brains? :D as someone revently pointed out - who was that, Boris? - about the IQ level of members on this Forum....

P.S. would the reforms touch Gay ppl in Thailand and similar othe Forums? :D

like this one:

Fallen In Love, question

OK I am off this topic for awhile? Does the word "rut" come to mind?

plenty of other "intellectual" pearls there as well ..... :o

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Bargirls "10" commandments

1. At the end of the week, specifically Friday and Saturday, many locally employed walking ATM machines will come to your bar, choose carefully! Some have money, but others do not! If he is wearing a suit and tie, check that the tie is not a Pratunam special and check that he isn't wearing trainers.

If he is, forget him because he is most likely an English teacher, and they will only give you peanuts, if they give you anything at all.

2. No matter how fat and ugly he is, no matter how bad he may smell, no matter how drunk he is, make sure you always tell him he is handsome. Sit close to him and run your hands over his body, arousing him.

As soon as he has paid the bar fine, you can stand clear of him. Even if he knows that you despise him, he'll still pay you. The hard part is getting him to pay the bar, and as soon as he has done that, the rest is easy.

3. Start collecting email addresses from all of your customers, once you have a good collection of addresses, a visit to your local Internet cafe is in order. Send everyone an email. Simply change the name on each email and send it off to all the guys. If you can remember something specific about them, mention that in the email too.

These walking ATMs all have a soft heart, so you need to tell them a story to get them to send you some of their riches. Start with a sick buffalo and if he doesn't reply, next tell him that your mother is ill. As a last resort, if he still doesn't send any money, tell him you are pregnant and the baby is his!

4. Practice crying on cue. It is essential that you can produce tears immediately. This will have the effect of helping the walking ATM machine to see things your way!

5. When you get a customer for an extended period of time, make sure he takes you shopping, with Rarn Tong (gold shop) being the best place to visit. Make sure he buys you gold and if he doesn't, see rule 4!

As soon as he has left Thailand, take the gold back to the shop and sell it straight back to them, thus increasing your pay out.

6. When locally based farangs are inside the bars, do not speak in Thai with your friends in the bar but rather use Lao, Khmer or any other dialects that you may know.

It's bad enough that some of them can speak and even read Thai, but Lao and Khmer should be kept as sacrosanct. Under no circumstances should the farang be taught our regional dialects.

7. Always see him off at the airport. Thai currency cannot be used in his country, so it is highly likely that he will give you all of his leftover Baht as he leaves and says goodbye.

While accompanying him to the airport, prevent him buying going-away gifts for his family and friends in his homeland, this will leave more money for you.

8. See Asian customers. They understand that we like to gamble, and they understand that we have lots of unemployed brothers and sisters who need to eat. Therefore, they pay a lot better than the farangs.

9. Remember, when you go with a farang, you must always ask for taxi money and give him the excuse that taxi drivers cannot give change on big notes. Don't let him see the small change in your wallet. If taxi money isn't forthcoming, see rule 4.

10. If you are no longer making money in Bangkok, move down to Phuket where you will be able to start making money again. Give Phuket a few years, then move on to Pattaya. Even if you are approaching 50, it is no problem as the walking ATM machines in Pattaya seem to be so blind, they will not notice.

have you read this???? Kind of makes me glad I don't do BGs

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Yep, same name, no guts needed, I always stick by what I say wherever I am. I've got nothing against the bargirl trade.

I bet a few of the TV regulars that talk about their perfect relationships here will be over there, new nickname, asking

"can I trust my gf???"

"I think she's cheating on me!"

"She's robbed all my cash!!"

lol

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Jai Dee Star Member

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Yep, same name, no guts needed, I always stick by what I say wherever I am.  I've got nothing against the bargirl trade.

  I bet a few of the  TV regulars that talk about their perfect relationships here will be over there, new nickname, asking

"can I trust my gf???"

"I think she's cheating on me!"

"She's robbed all my cash!!"

lol

And why not? :o

I didn't see anything in the Rulez about trolls. :D

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