Had to share this. Maybe some wont find it as funny as i found it. Its from a game forum I use..and this post was in response to a guy who was whining quite a bit about getting attention...

Jesus Titti-Mongering Cripes on a cracker, you stupid defective whoremonkey. You made this topic an hour after you made the first one.. and 20 minutes after you made the second one. Do you expect some sort of instant gratification? Do you expect people to constantly monitor the site in the hope of someday witnessing one of your barely-coherent maggot-infested turds you might, in your witless optimism think of as being a "post"? If you answered yes to that question, or even thought of yes, or if any faint trace of yesishness even crossed your mind as some faint answer to that question, then you win the official Mong Hat. Everyone else who has ever won it has worn it proudly, but only because they didn't know what it was. I'm assuming you'll be the same, most likely because by the time you read this far into a sentence, you've forgotten what the first part of it was.

So now how about you try to do a little thing I like to think of as 'waiting'. Just try it. Who knows, maybe the best way to get an answer to a question (which I in all honesty didn't even try to read) isn't to constantly repeat it in the exact same barely-functional words? Just throwing that out there. Worth a bit of consideration maybe.

Now, just for you, I went back and swallowed a half bottle of vodka and some painkillers, and then set out to read your post. It hurt. A lot. But after fighting my way through the pain, and almost becoming a martyr to incoherency in the process, I have gathered that your issue seems to be that you have been banned, and you insist that you did nothing wrong. Frankly, at this stage, I'm under the impression that although you might not have broken any rules, you were still banned anyway, probably because you give the GMs diarrhea everytime you open your mouth. If, however, you still want to protest your innocence, and insist that it's all a terrible, ghastly, wonderful mistake, you should consult some of the stickies around the place, and email the mods at an address I forget off hand. Or you can call the office. I think the phone number and email are on the front page of the forums.

Blimey!

lol, very harsh but amusing. What forum was it from?

lol, very harsh but amusing. What forum was it from?

Hopefully not a suicide prevention one

A wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie he is not!

yesishness

My new favourite word.

yesishness

My new favourite word.

Mine too..... can't wait to use it.

Thanks for sharing it with us eek.

Yesishness.

And in the same vein:

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2003/Dea...le_For_Sale.htm

So tv's not that bad then...

Jesus Titti-Mongering Cripes on a cracker, you stupid defective whoremonkey. You made this topic an hour after you made the first one.. and 20 minutes after you made the second one. Do you expect some sort of instant gratification? Do you expect people to constantly monitor the site in the hope of someday witnessing one of your barely-coherent maggot-infested turds you might, in your witless optimism think of as being a "post"? If you answered yes to that question, or even thought of yes, or if any faint trace of yesishness even crossed your mind as some faint answer to that question, then you win the official Mong Hat. Everyone else who has ever won it has worn it proudly, but only because they didn't know what it was. I'm assuming you'll be the same, most likely because by the time you read this far into a sentence, you've forgotten what the first part of it was.

So now how about you try to do a little thing I like to think of as 'waiting'. Just try it. Who knows, maybe the best way to get an answer to a question (which I in all honesty didn't even try to read) isn't to constantly repeat it in the exact same barely-functional words? Just throwing that out there. Worth a bit of consideration maybe.

Now, just for you, I went back and swallowed a half bottle of vodka and some painkillers, and then set out to read your post. It hurt. A lot. But after fighting my way through the pain, and almost becoming a martyr to incoherency in the process, I have gathered that your issue seems to be that you have been banned, and you insist that you did nothing wrong. Frankly, at this stage, I'm under the impression that although you might not have broken any rules, you were still banned anyway, probably because you give the GMs diarrhea everytime you open your mouth. If, however, you still want to protest your innocence, and insist that it's all a terrible, ghastly, wonderful mistake, you should consult some of the stickies around the place, and email the mods at an address I forget off hand. Or you can call the office. I think the phone number and email are on the front page of the forums.

So tv's not that bad then...

Whoa there soldier, we are not prepared to go that far

( Sorry Sbk, Boo & Miggy I have put myself in solitary )

If you could see some of the stuff that gets deleted before its seen by most members here....

Yeh, but its sort of typical to find people being a bit sarcastic and things on Games Forums, so its expected. Just this one went further than i think ive ever seen. Made my sides hurt laughing.

Reminds me of our dear departed Jet Gordon.

If you could see some of the stuff that gets deleted before its seen by most members here....

And in the same vein:

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2003/Dea...le_For_Sale.htm

That is just hilarious. Makes me want to put in a bid.

So was yours eek.

And in the same vein:

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2003/Dea...le_For_Sale.htm

That is just hilarious. Makes me want to put in a bid.

So was yours eek.

Everyone does realise that this is just a joe-k don't they?

It's on Ebeh not Ebay.

Had to share this. Maybe some wont find it as funny as i found it. Its from a game forum I use..and this post was in response to a guy who was whining quite a bit about getting attention...

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Blimey!

Yeah for crying out loud I was only trying to find out which button turns on the Wii and this guy goes troppo on me. Sheesh.

CB

"goes troppo" on you !! HAHAHA!