As you all know, I am a 46 year old Irish/Scottish lass living in the wonderful country of Switzerland-

None of that comes to mind.

All i want to know -is how to attract a male mate?

Remember - tongue in cheek....!!!

I am clean, look ok, dress well etc. But, and this is the big but, the men i meet seem sort of stupid and dorky.

Or else, they put on airs!!

Help me...!!!

How about me?

Leave Switzerland.

My advise is dont look or plan. I believe in fate and luck.

But, and this is the big but, the men i meet seem sort of stupid and dorky.

you haven't met me yet. I can provide countless testimonies of utter handsomeness paired with "chalaad maaaak"

All i want to know -is how to attract a male mate?

I am clean, look ok, dress well etc. and have a big butt

Help me...!!!

re-reading your post, I think I found what the problem is...

Ditch the cat !!

What on earth would you want a man for Pats ? All they do is hog the remote, leave the toilet set up and forget to take the rubbish out !

They don't clean their toenails, the shower or change the bed linen.

Perhaps this is why I never fancied one..........

But, and this is the big but, the men i meet seem sort of stupid and dorky.

you haven't met me yet. I can provide countless testimonies of utter handsomeness paired with "chalaad maaaak"

Don't believe him - I'm much more handsome. ( As all my 6 wives can attest to.)

Go on Raro - admit it!

And I've got a better car

Patsy, I am all yours

Men suck. Stick with the cat.

Mobi, as you know i love and respect you, but being wife seven would bring too many ghosts back.. I may be the whole lot mixed into one.. What a disaster!!! Also you are a bit young for me...!!!!!

"the men i meet seem sort of stupid and dorky".

Sorry Patsy, this is a standard setting that comes with the good bits.

Anyone too witty, clever and handsome is invariably gay.

Shall stick with the cat...

Anyway, just posted this thread because i have been reading so many sad, give me advice, how much money, she loved me and never got back in touch threads. To which i did not reply, apart from the woman who re-met her college love after twenty years.

I do feel for these people, and their dilemmas and heartbreak - but - where is their integrity and self esteem (out with the rubbish).

So, back to my OP - my sinsod is 5 million, plus a diamond ring set in white gold, house on a nice beach (cat friendly).

By the way, that's dollars not baht!!!!

Men suck. Stick with the cat.

They also lick, and usually haver larger tongues (that aren't scratchy)

I can add, having met patsy, that she is a fine looking woman, intelligent and a good conversationalist. Why she hasn't got a good man is beyond me. Patsy, the old one about 'not looking and you will find' may apply here. As Moss says, good luck!

Oooh Suega knows how to push a girl's buttons....

And when he met me i was sort of staggering around Chaweng Beach!!!!

Hey patsty, meet me in samui, I can put you in touch with some single men, not a good one among them but they know how to show a girl a good time.

Trust me, you are better off single with a regular gig or two than to attempt the co-habitation thing. When I kill Mr Boo for this life insurance money I shan't replace him, only find a younger model to amuse myself with a couple times a week

And Boo comes to the rescue!!!!

About the cat thing - just as i was agreeing with the "stick with the cat" options. The phone rang - the vet reminding me that i owed them money.

So, Patsy's afternoon - go pay vet (never know when you might need them, so got to keep in their good books), go to library, go to shops to get milk, come home, have bath, eat, watch TV, have a wee drink, sleep.

Get up and watch Saturday Kitchen with the rather nice James Martin.

Don't worry, I do have male friends who are great - one just came over from England and gave me a litre of Vodka to keep for him. I have hidden it somewhere...

It is just having that other one in my life that i miss. To cook for, cuddle, laugh, talk (i can tell you cat talking is ok but only to a certain extent..)

Sorry, just having a laugh!!!

It was all the sob stories i have been reading on here that got me going.....

Nobody likes desperation. Act confident, look like you couldn't give a fuk, and ...

Ok, I've no idea. Boo's proposal sounds like your safest bet.

Or get it on with Mobi!

Thanks Kayo. We hear about age gaps between expats and their Thai other ones. But, and i know Mobi will agree with me, I am far too young for him....

Age is relevant.

18 y.o with a 12 y.o? No way

36 y.o with a 24 y.o? Sure.

61y.o. with a 4-....err.... 22 (?) y.o? Oh shi1te... I'm outta here...

Mobi, as you know i love and respect you, but being wife seven would bring too many ghosts back.. I may be the whole lot mixed into one.. What a disaster!!! Also you are a bit young for me...!!!!!

Mobi too young?? Are you necrophile??

whatever you do, don't let anyone know that you put oatmeal on yer pimples as an adolescent in scotland...first impressions are important...

When I kill Mr Boo for this life insurance money I shan't replace him, only find a younger model to amuse myself with a couple times a week

dam_n. What a brilliant idea.

Well, I like cats and cats like me it seems.

A while back I had 7 of them here and when coming home they all climbed onto me fighting for the highest spot.

You are 47 you say so it would be wise to post some kind of picture of yourself just to see what combination would look nice (I am sure you have some requirements on looks and so do most of us guys).

Next to that you have to think of "choosing" a person that is very conservative or has an open mind.

Yes I say choosing, you will never ever have the time to sample each and every male on this planet and know who is number one for you.

Just ask yourself what makes you tick.

Is it looks?

Is it talks?

I just want to say that i am completely broken up about this very public rejection.

I have tried to still my quivering keyboard fingers long enough to make this post.

I think this is just ageism, racism (the Irish hate the English, The Scots hate the Englsih, so God help us if someone is of mixed Irish/Scots heritage!), and just plain prejudice against a six times married gentleman of independent means.

In Victorian times, Middle aged gentlemen who had made their way in the world frequently married young ladies of less than half their age, and this was completely accepted by society. In fact some Victorian gentleman had many wives of half their age - sometimes at the same time. And none of this was in any way frowned upon.

And what about Larry King, Michael Douglas and all the other actors and celebs who marry ladies of barely legal age? I don't hear anyone accusing them of marrying ladies too young. You know why? Coz they are rich!

So it's not only in Thailand.

And Patsy, with all the respect in the world - at 47 you are hardly a "Spring Chicken"

In fact, thinking about it, I withdraw my offer - you are too old!!

(Unless you can live with me in sin )

P.S. All in jest my darling

Anyone too witty, clever and handsome is invariably gay.

So true...

Anyone too witty, clever and handsome is invariably gay.

So true...

Just a little of the green eyed monster showing through there mate.

I am 46 not 47!!!!