Is the dog any good at cunnilingus?

I've never heard the lady dogs complain Thad, but if you want to hire him you'll have pick him up and return him yourself.

If your dog can fly an Irish plane, he should be on the stage..............

A canine Aer Lingus pilot would be better suited to black ops than the stage, don't you think?

I think you've gone too far. For the dog to be a paddy pilot is one thing, but to expect him to be a surgeon in Nigeria at the same time beggars belief.

If your dog can fly an Irish plane, he should be on the stage..............

His uncle was a famous pilot.

And here he is flying in Chiang Rai.

If your dog can fly an Irish plane, he should be on the stage..............

His uncle was a famous pilot.

Very good.

And very good too, Suiging.

Ok, whoever starts the "I walked ten miles to school in three feet of snow wearing shoes made out of cardboard" is going to get it!

Uphill both ways.

This is why I love bedders! Great thread.

Is the dog any good at cunnilingus?

Google it!

Is the dog any good at cunnilingus?

Google it!

Er, no, I don't think so!!!

Your lucky to have a good looking maid, my wife picks our our maids and we don't get lookers for some reason.

Your lucky to have a good looking maid, my wife picks our our maids and we don't get lookers for some reason.

Yeah, Wai's a looker, my neighbor employs her husband and says she'd stop traffic in her younger day.

My Mrs knows I'm not silly enough to mess around in my own nest anyway.

Hmm...

Mobi seems to be at the "disillusioned" stage of living in Thailand. Many Thais are happy with their lives and carry no resentment towards foreigners. He assumes I don't speak Thai and have no idea what is going on around me.

I come from a country where I hear racist abuse and constant complaints about the breakdown of society, I don't think this is just a Thai thing.

I treat everybody as an individual, I never start a statement with words like "All Thais.... " or "Every Thai man..." because it wouldn't be true, I have many friends and acquaintances here and they're all different. BUT... some are definitely more different than others.

Hm... yes,.. "Disillusioned in Paradise" is probably a better bet than "Frustrated in Tunbridge Wells", but you would have to be English to appreciate that.

This so-called "Thai Thing" was alive and well 35 years ago when I made my first guest appearance in LOS, and it was some 8-10 years later, when I had been working here for a number of years, that I started to understand just what they really thought of us "barbarians" and decided I had better to return to "barbarian land".

But, of course the lure of fetching maids washing dogs in towels that your average Thai wouldn't be seen dead in kept drawing me back to this slightly flawed paradise.

BTW I have 3 dogs that I have trained my maids to feed and groom on a daily basis, and if they show any signs of dissent in accepting that a dog is a barbarian's best friend, then they don't last too long in my employ.

However, whether by intuition, or accident, I have never asked a maid to wash my dogs. For much as many Thais are animal lovers, they do have a different attitude to us who know better, and as far as most of them are concerned, dogs are well down the evolution chain when it comes to choosing what incarnation they would like to come back as.

Brushing and feeding is one thing, but washing and drying is quite another, and my two little ones are always washed in the dog parlour, and I actually wash the golden myself.

Incidentally, since when did I say "All Thais" or "Every Thai"?

There are Thais that are more farang than real farangs, and there are farangs that are more Thai than most Thais, and in this crazy, zany mixed up country, you will find almost every variant within that general theme.

I certainly never meant to suggest you did say that, but I did think that you implied that all the Thais you spoke to disliked Farangs.

Just had another look and still can't see how it could be taken any other way...

I certainly never meant to suggest you did say that, but I did think that you implied that all the Thais you spoke to disliked Farangs.

Just had another look and still can't see how it could be taken any other way...

Here we have a good example of "two nations divided by a common language."

If I meant ALL Thais, I would have said ALL Thais, but I didn't, I just said "Thais".

That could mean all, or it could mean a few of them or anything in between. So just for the avoidance of doubt, I will amend my post as follows:".....when SOME Thais find out I speak Thai quite well, they start to talk to me as if I were a Thai and tell me all this shit about how they are pissed off with their lives, their jobs and how they hate most farangs.....

Happy?

Frankly I would have thought it was blindingly obvious that I would never suggest that every single Thai would speak to me in such a manner.....

Now, back to pilot dogs practicing cunnilingus over Nigerian airspace.

Have you ordered the Christmas presents yet?

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Let her use the dogs towel.

One of the funniest things I have seen written here.

I was thinking that the OP should buy her a super nice bath sheet, some good sheets for her bed, cotton clothes, and the list goes on, besides giving her more money. Again, just my thinking, it is none of my business. I pay my maid 1,200 / week for three days x 4 hours, or 100 baht / hour.

And, you come up with your dog towel line. Priceless!!!

My Thai staff spoil my cats and dogs more than I do.

My Thai staff spoil my cats and dogs more than I do.

Just fattening them up for the hard times to come.

My Thai staff spoil my cats and dogs more than I do.

Just fattening them up for the hard times to come.

No more hard times at the Thapae Gate... Maccas has moved in next door to UG's shop.

She works about three hours a day except on washing days but she uses our machine to do her own washing at the same time.

Her husband earns good money by local standards but he has a mia noi and another family he goes to little effort to conceal. Her daughter has fallen into the same trap, married at 15 and left school, now her life, while still a teenager, revolves around a baby and a husband who is idle at best.

Copious amounts of 40 Degree might be called for in this situation.

On occasion it seems to help our neighbor cope whose husband has a

mia noi. When he leaves to go be with the small wife she will close

her salon shop early. When we notice this we’ll invite her over for a

few sips of the Thai truth serum and she will let it all out. I am amazed

how the next day after this purging session she will open the shop early

and work a full day, happily greeting the husband upon his return.

She works about three hours a day except on washing days but she uses our machine to do her own washing at the same time.

Her husband earns good money by local standards but he has a mia noi and another family he goes to little effort to conceal. Her daughter has fallen into the same trap, married at 15 and left school, now her life, while still a teenager, revolves around a baby and a husband who is idle at best.

Copious amounts of 40 Degree might be called for in this situation.

On occasion it seems to help our neighbor cope whose husband has a

mia noi. When he leaves to go be with the small wife she will close

her salon shop early. When we notice this we’ll invite her over for a

few sips of the Thai truth serum and she will let it all out. I am amazed

how the next day after this purging session she will open the shop early

and work a full day, happily greeting the husband upon his return.

But will this help the dog ?

He don't need any help as long as no one touches his towel.

She works about three hours a day except on washing days but she uses our machine to do her own washing at the same time.

Her husband earns good money by local standards but he has a mia noi and another family he goes to little effort to conceal. Her daughter has fallen into the same trap, married at 15 and left school, now her life, while still a teenager, revolves around a baby and a husband who is idle at best.

Copious amounts of 40 Degree might be called for in this situation.

On occasion it seems to help our neighbor cope whose husband has a

mia noi. When he leaves to go be with the small wife she will close

her salon shop early. When we notice this we’ll invite her over for a

few sips of the Thai truth serum and she will let it all out. I am amazed

how the next day after this purging session she will open the shop early

and work a full day, happily greeting the husband upon his return.

But will this help the dog ?

My Dog seems to prefer Johnnie Walker Black Label Anniversary Edition.....hope this helps